Panic!
Posts RSS Comments RSS 737 Posts and 2,214 Comments so far. Don't forget to bookmark us! (Ctrl-D or Cmd-D)

Archive for the 'Uncategorized' Category


Quiz: The Year in Sex 2004

The folks over at Nerve.com have put out a short 20-question quiz on the sexual events of the year that was 2004. Have a look and see how well you score–and post your total in the comments!

  • Nerve.com: The Year in Sex
  • Online chat scheduled for Dec. 22

    Please join me for an online chat tomorrow night, December 22, at 11:00 p.m. (EST). I’ll be chatting with fans of the site about my experiences. David and I will be giving away some hotwife memorabilia and other cool stuff. Plus, you might even get to see me live on video cam. Hope to see you then!

  • Click here for more info on the live chat.
  • Playboy: The Mansion video game

    Alright, I’m not ashamed to admit it. I’m a huge gamer. Video games have been a big, big part of my life–and now that I’m “all grown up,” I’m not ready to give that stuff up, and why should I?

    Now that I’ve got that admission out of the way, here’s a game I’m really looking forward to. Playboy: The Mansion comes out next month for PC, Xbox and PS2. Here’s some info from the game’s site:

    The Playboy lifestyle begins at home. Will your home be a stately manor built for entertaining or a gadget lover’s paradise? As your fame and wealth increase you’ll be able to add tennis courts, game houses, aviaries, even the world-famous Grotto to your estate. Just make sure to build enough bedrooms for your girlfriends.

    Here are a few screenshots:

    Looks like fun, huh? LOL

    New shirt designs in our hotwife store

    We’ve added two new t-shirt designs to our hotwives store. Be sure to check them out! Plus, don’t forget that you can still save $10 off orders of $50 or more, if you order by Dec. 20. Just use coupon code “CPFESTIVE” during checkout.


    The hand job is back!

    I didn’t know that it had left. Still, LA Weekly has declared the hand job’s return. Here’s a quote:


    “I imagine there are a lot of girls who can give a great hand job. But I always feel like it’s the first time I’ve ever done it, no matter who the guy is, because it doesn’t work until you find the rhythm. Both partners have to find the rhythm. The giver of the hand job needs to find the physical rhythm, and the hand-job recipient needs to trust in that person that they will find that rhythm before they give in and just go limp.”

    Of course, in our safe-sex society (you do practice safe sex, right?), hand jobs are a great way to be intimate and safe with a new partner.

    Are there any hotwives out there into giving hand jobs as an safe alternative to other sexual activities? Let us know and post your comments.

  • LA Weekly: The Hand Job Is Back!
  • A couple photographs themselves breaking sex laws

    This photo series is great. And it’s a great illustration of how, now more than ever, sex laws are preposterous.

    MILF products now available

    We’ve just added some MILF “items” to our hotwife store. There are t-shirts as well as some other odds and ends. Please have a look!

    Internet Porn: Worse than Crack?

    So…maybe one way we can get around this whole First Amendment thing is to further demonize pornography by comparing it to addictive substances. Of course, where are the congressional hearings on the addictive properties of alcohol? Or anything else for that matter. Way to go, red-staters. Thank you for making the bed we all lie in now.

  • Wired: Internet Porn — Worse than Crack?
  • Oprah: Secret Sex in the Suburbs

    On today’s Oprah: “Spouse swapping, swinging…you’ll be surprised by who’s doing it. Couples come forward and tell all. Plus, it’s not just men anymore. Women explain why they cheat.”

    Can’t wait to hear her take / spin on this. I’m sure the discussion won’t be pretty, nor positive. Ah…television sweeps: A time to dust off all the old stories about sex to bring in the ratings. You know the only reason this is even a topic on the show is so she can boost ratings so they can set their ad rates for 2005, right? This happens four times every year: February, May, July and November.

    Well tune in anyway, I guess, if only to see what damage will be done. Who knows? Maybe swinging will get a positive spin for once. LOL Who am I kidding? Her audience doesn’t want to hear that. Comments, anyone?

  • Oprah: Secret Sex in the Suburbs
  • Allie’s gift wish list

    We get e-mails from time to time from gentlemen asking if they can buy Allie a special gift, and if so, what kind of gift would she like. So, we’ve put together a gift “wish list” at Amazon.com . It’s kind of a gift registry–and you can get a quick glimpse of things Allie would like to receive–and place an order online. It’s a good idea, since after all, what do you get the hotwife that wants everything?

  • Allie’s Amazon gift wish list
  • « Prev - Next »