Here are a few tweets I’ve come across in my Twitter feed recently I thought worth repeating here. Enjoy!
Dear Nutella,You’re the devil’s spawn. Although I’d like to include you in foreplay sometime. lmaoThanks,Lola
— Lola Bastinado (@LolaHedoOnline) June 29, 2012
I’ve prepped for a date by shaving my pussy but forgetting to shave my legs. Four times now. #Priorities
— Galiana Chance (@GalianaChance) June 29, 2012
You guys sure stress a lot on the girls being into anal, for guys that don’t get any pussy.
— Laughs (@Lisa_Laughs_) June 28, 2012
Please invite your business associates over for dinner.. You can offer me up as desert.. ????
— The Knotty Sub (@subinknots) June 22, 2012
If you’re upset that you ended up with a nagging wife, she’s equally upset that she married a man who doesn’t listen the first fucking time.
— Melissa (@AlphaBelle) June 22, 2012