1. Are you done with your shopping yet?

Almost. Just a few more things to get. Any ideas for what to get Allie? Let me know in the comments, or send me an email.

2. What is your favorite sexual position?

Doggie style FTW!

3. On a scale of 1-10, how open are you to trying new sexual things?

Me? 9.5. There’s not much I won’t try. Allie? A solid 8.

4. What present are you hoping to get this year?

Hmmmm…anything from the cuckold side of my gift guide. Hmmmm…or one of these.

5. With your current partner (or your last partner) how often was the sex better than just good?

I’d say 80% of the time, it’s better than good. We get in a rut sometimes, like everyone. Still, it’s pretty awesome.

Bonus (as in optional): Can a relationship that you are part of survive on sex alone? Could it survive a prolonged period of abstinence?

I’ve had relationships that were purely sexual. But this time around, no. As for abstinence, maybe. Certainly after our kids were born, we’ve slowed down a little. I don’t think it could though. Ask me when I’m 80.

1. If your partner buys you a sexy little “something,” is it a present for you or for your partner?

Most of the time (99.9%), if anything sexy is purchased, it’s me buying something for Allie. Of course, many of those gifts are enjoyed by both of us: usually directly by Allie, and indirectly by me. At least most of the time. :)

2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”?

My type? How about if I describe the three characteristics of the type of man that Allie and I are usually interested in meeting. She tends to lean toward guys that are polite and non-pushy. She doesn’t like guys that try to hard, nor does she want a man that is constantly bugging us to play–as if we’re the only thing on his social calendar. You’d be surprised how often that happens. We meet a guy that we really like hanging out with, then all of a sudden, our phone is ringing off the hook every night and our email inbox is full of requests to get together.

It’s also important that guys we meet be able to have a decent, interesting conversation about things other than sex. Of course you can’t tell by reading the blog, but we’ve got more going on between our ears than just sex all the time. Ask us about things we’re interested in and engage us in other ways than just fucking her brains out. Be funny. We’re interested in meeting friends as well as lovers.

Cleanliness and hygiene round out the three most important characteristics, I think. Don’t smell. Don’t overdo it with the cologne either (ick). Don’t be a smoker either. That won’t just do.

Notice that no where above does it mention well-hung, athletic, super-attractive, etc. Those things are nice, but we’re always going to be interested in people that are real, normal and have an unspoken authenticity about them that doesn’t read like a perfect personal ad headline.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?

Ten being the best? I’m a 3. Maybe a low 4. Allie is a 9, low 10. That’s right guys. She can cook too.

4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner?

Meh. I lean toward dislike. I’d never get one–I wouldn’t know what to get. Allie is cool with them on guys though–just don’t be inked up from head to toe, like some kind of circus freak. She has a tattoo, by the way. But it’s starting to fade and needs to be redone.

5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave?

I usually shave once a day. I just had a beard for about two weeks though, but I shaved it off because one of my best friends said it made be look too old. When I shaved it, it was one of the smoothest shaves of recent memory.

Allie shaves her legs as often is convenient. She’s resisted shaving “down there” recently though, only keeping it slightly trimmed, and I have to say that I like it a lot. It’s a refreshing change of pace from my preference of neatly shaved, or even completely shaved, pussies.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?

Hmmmm… My Mac. Chocolate chip cookies. Starbucks. Early-morning blowjobs. When the weather is cool enough for a sweater, but not a jacket. World of Warcraft. Hanging around the house. Christmas shopping.

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?

“Not yet.”

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?

“I guess a private sex club doesn’t really count, huh?”

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?

“When my mother found a bondage spreader bar of ours while unpacking during our move.”

4. What kind of birth control do you use?

“Mirena.”

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?

“Once in our hot tub outside while it was snowing. And again while it was raining”

1. What’s the sexiest gesture a woman can make?

Assuming by gesture the questioner means “a movement of part of the body, especially a hand or the head, to express an idea or meaning,” then I’d say a signal that it’s time to go down and eat her pussy.

2. What are 3 inevitable things about you?

This is a harder question than it seems. A) I’m constantly thinking about sex. B) I overeat at just about every meal. And C) I try not to take myself too seriously.

3. What do you want . . . . now?

A blowjob.

4. What asset do you have besides the physical and the material?

The intellectual.

5. Describe a sexy mind.

Finding the sexual and sensual in the not so sexual and sensual, with a healthy dose of the forbidden and taboo. A sense of humor goes a long way too.

Bonus: What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

My wife and my family.