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From the we-couldn’t-make-this-stuff-up desk desk, comes this report of a Chicago-area golf outing gone incredibly out-of-control. From The Tribune:

An Elgin strip club rented out the Country Lakes Golf Course on Monday to entertain some customers, according to CLTV.

The course is surrounded by homes, and WGN obtained a videotape of the incident taken by one resident.

The tape showed one man apparently getting a lap dance in a golf cart. Another man played golf with his arms wrapped around a woman. At least one other image showed a woman in a short skirt in a lewd pose with golfers.

No nudity was evident on the tape, but residents were still upset.

Think they might have got the idea for this after reading our golf outing story?

Wishful thinking, but it doesn’t look like it. Apparently an area strip club up there rented the course for this $375 per person event. Quite a lot of dough to have a stripper caddie for you. Still, if you’ve got a ten billion handicap like me, a little eye candy on the course would make the day go by faster.

Anyway, sounds like a slow news day in Chicago. LOL Must be the heat.

• ABC 7 Chicago: Police investigate allegations of public indecency at strip club golf outing

David :: Aug.03.2005 :: Strange but true :: 1 Comment »

I guess I had heard about the anal bleaching phenomenon before, but put it out of my mind (or otherwise refused to accept it–LOL). I stumbled across it again last night, and thought I’d do some poking around on Google to see what I’d find. Apparently it’s popular with a lot of porn stars, strippers, dancers, gay men and others that find their backdoor (winkie, or starfish if you prefer) on frequent display.

Here’s a very good introduction to the concept at CQ (Crappers Quarterly, ahem), with several behind-the-scenes photos.

David :: Aug.03.2005 :: Strange but true :: 1 Comment »

This is very interesting stuff. Might also explain a lot about why hotwife, swinging and gangbang fantasies are so powerful. Here’s a snip (from New Scientist, via Our Hotwives Forum):

Men who view pornographic images of two men and a woman produce better-quality sperm than men viewing pornographic images of just women, an Australian study reveals.

The finding suggests that humans may be capable of subconsciously increasing semen quality when faced with the possibility that their sperm will have to outrun those of other men in a woman’s reproductive tract.

Complete article at NewScientist.com

David :: Jun.09.2005 :: Research and Study, Strange but true :: 4 Comments »

Okay…before anyone starts snickering about how too much masturbation will cause you to go blind–have a look at this story. This is serious stuff. Apparently a tiny percentage of Viagra users have experienced permanent vision impairment and loss. To Viagra’s defense, the people that went blind did have a prexisting risk factors. Still, who would know if they were at risk for something like this? Stay tuned for the lawsuits, I’m sure.

David :: Apr.02.2005 :: Strange but true :: 3 Comments »

Detroit’s weekly alternative newspaper, Metro Times, has a great story on labiaplasty and laser vaginal rejuvenation. I’m just fascinated that this practice is becoming more and more commonplace. Have a look:

Starting at $4,500, a woman can have a labioplasty, in which her inner labia are cut and reshaped if she thinks they’re too large or asymmetrical. Or a woman can become “revirginized” and have an approximation of her hymen restored. (This is particularly popular among Middle Eastern women who need to “fake” their virginity before marriage.) And if she wants to combine more than one surgery, she can end up paying more than $10,000 for newer, tighter, prettier genitals.

This is the latest facet of cosmetic surgery — designer vaginas. Women have already nipped, tucked, implanted and vacuumed every other part of their bodies, and are now turning their perfection-obsessed eyes to their own genitals.

Previously: Labiaplasty: The Most Private of Makeovers

David :: Mar.11.2005 :: Strange but true :: 3 Comments »

Chicago sex therapist and columnist Laura Berman relays some important Italian research on women’s chocolate consumption and sexual arousal and satisfaction. Here’s a taste:

Maybe it is chocolate’s unique combination of good chemistry and good taste that helps explain its allure. Eating creamy, sweet chocolate is a sensory experience, much like good sex. It is a delightful form of foreplay to nibble on a decadent chocolate dessert together. In fact, chocolate seems to be good for the heart in general. Dark chocolate contains plant substances called polyphenols, the ingredients scientists think are responsible for the heart-healthy attributes of red wine. Polyphenols also have been shown to lower blood pressure.

And why do you think I’ve buying Allie boxes and boxes of candy recently, hmmmm?

David :: Feb.22.2005 :: Strange but true :: 1 Comment »

I’ve always wanted to hire a nude housekeeper (LOL–or find a live-in nude housekeeper). Here’s a snip from an interesting experiment in housecleaning in the buff by Nerve.com’s Jen Miller:

Whether you’re naked, clothed or half-dressed, cleaning is actual work. The two main bonuses to cleaning naked: you won’t soil your clothes, and you’ll make thirty dollars more per hour than a regular maid.If you’re being sued for unpaid medical bills (like me) or if your landlord is simply up your ass for back rent, nude housecleaning is a great way to make cold, hard cash. It’s also vastly less taxing than twirling around a mirrored pole in six-inch stilettos. This is the perfect form of sex work if you aren’t a good dancer or if you have extreme exhibitionist tendencies, in which case this type of employment might also save you the hassle of getting arrested.

But I am hardly an expert. The big variable in this experiment was the employer. My session with Ryan felt more like fun than work, and my session with Tony dragged on. This could have also been the result of another variable: the time of day. Like Garfield, I hate mornings and should not have been naked, cleaning, or even out of bed on a Saturday before noon.

David :: Feb.02.2005 :: Miscellaneous, Strange but true :: No Comments »

Research conducted announced late last year, but just now stumbled on by me, concludes that women that breastfeed their babies create a substance like a pheromone that drives up their sexual desire–and it even works on other women. Hmmmm…very interesting. Here’s a snip of the press release:

Breastfeeding women produce a substance that increases sexual desire among other women, according to research at the University of Chicago.The researchers found that after being exposed to the breastfeeding compounds for two months, women with regular partners experienced a 24 percent increase in sexual desire as reported on a standard psychological survey. Women without partners experienced a 17 percent increase in sexual fantasies after exposure for the period.

Women in the control group with partners who were exposed to a neutral substance reported an insignificant decrease in sexual desire, while women without partners in the control group experienced a 28 percent decrease in fantasies.

Read for yourself: University of Chicago press release.

David :: Jan.21.2005 :: Strange but true :: No Comments »

I love seeing reports like this. It’s nice to know that sexuality products (books, movies, magazines and the Web) don’t have to be relegated to some dark, seedy, Red-light district of the Internet. We’re coming out, people! Guns blazing!

“‘Pornography is a big business. I think it should be written about. I think it should be talked about,’ says Judith Regan, who has consistently put out bestsellers by a variety of authors including Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh, and Michael Moore.But this year, Regan is taking her winning formula and applying it more than ever to sex and porn.

“I believe that there is a porno-ization of the culture,” says Regan. “What that means is that if you watch every single thing that’s going on out there in the popular culture, you will see females scantily clad, implanted, dressed up like hookers, porn stars and so on. And that this is very acceptable.”

David :: Jan.11.2005 :: Porn Industry, Strange but true :: No Comments »

From USA Today / AP:

“Women, beware: Those ‘eye in the sky’ surveillance cameras used by casinos don’t just look for card cheats and crooked dealers. Sometimes, they look for low-cut blouses.”

As a frequent casino player, I’ve always wondered if the eye in the sky ever took certain liberties. With all that high tech surveillance equipment, I imagine the temptation would be huge. What a great job for a voyeur!

David :: Dec.17.2004 :: Strange but true :: No Comments »