Hot Wife Allie

I’m thinking the hardcore cuckoldresses out there could have a field day with this one. Think about it, ladies. If you really wanted to hardcore humiliate your cuckold hubby, just tattoo a ruler on the inside of his thigh, with appropriate marks for his tiny cock and for your superior lover’s (or lovers’) manhood.

Ouch!

Okay, you cucks. Where do you measure up?

(Found via Fleshbot via ModBlog).

David :: Apr.16.2008 :: Cuckolds, Hot Wives, Photos, Strange but true :: 5 Comments »

Frubble (or frubbly) is the feeling you have when you’re totally getting off watching your partner having sex (or even just having a romantic encounter, flirting, etc.) with someone else. Apparently, it’s a popular word amongst our UK polyamorist friends. I like that a whole new vocabulary has been invented to describe these kinds of things.

Here, I’ll use it in a sentence:

“I got all frubbly inside when I was watching Allie suck Jeremy’s cock.”

And wibble is the jealous or insecure feeling you get seeing your partner being romantic or sexual with someone else. As in:

“The wibble welled up inside me when I saw Allie’s eyes light up at Jeff’s enormous cock.”

Okay, class: please post a sentence or scenario of your own using frubble or wibble in the comments.

David :: Mar.20.2008 :: Strange but true :: 1 Comment »

Michael Bethel (center), his attorney (left) and wife Tammy (right). Rocky Mountain News photo.

Intrepid reader Ben wrote me yesterday with a link to this story in the Rocky Mountain News about a former cop and his wife that are suing the Pueblo, CO police department for discriminatory termination, because of his cuckold relationship with his wife. Here’s an excerpt:

Michael and Tammy Bethel filed a federal lawsuit last year. In it, they said that Tammy Bethel is free to have sex with other people, as long as they are not married or minors, and provided she tells her husband about it.

Michael Bethel is not allowed to have sex with others, though he sometimes joins his wife when she is with others, the lawsuit stated.

The Bethels claim Michael Bethel was fired from the Pueblo police department, where he was a sergeant, after department officials learned of the arrangement.

Here’s the take of Rocky Mountain News blogger Mark Wolf: Who knew they did this stuff in Pueblo?

Answer: This stuff happens everywhere.

David :: Mar.07.2008 :: Cuckolds, News, Strange but true :: 3 Comments »

Okay, so there are about a hundred directions I could go with this one, but I’d rather read your comments. From Nature (via 3quarksdaily):

The reason, the researchers suggest, is that coupled women who are thinking of having an affair (even when asked to think about it by researchers) subconsciously select a man who is more likely to be a willing partner when they are fertile. Courting a coupled man may be both a waste of time — as he is less likely to participate in an affair — and hazardous, as there is a greater chance of getting caught.

David :: Mar.06.2008 :: News, Strange but true, Wife Sharing :: 2 Comments »

I knew there was a reason I did all of those dishes last night! According to the Associated Press (via NYT):

American men still don’t pull their weight when it comes to housework and child care, but collectively they’re not the slackers they used to be. The average dad has gradually been getting better about picking himself up off the sofa and pitching in, according to a new report in which a psychologist suggests the payoff for doing more chores could be more sex.

What are your thoughts, cuckold hubbies? Are you doing more chores lately? Are you doing more chores while your wife is getting plowed in the bedroom by one of her dates? I seem to be.

David :: Mar.06.2008 :: Cuckolds, Miscellaneous, News, Strange but true :: No Comments »

Found this hilarious tidbit yesterday (via Fleshbot, via Deadspin). You have to see it to believe it. Apparently, this hot MILF was getting fingerbanged (to quote Fleshbot) during the University of Kentucky’s loss to Florida this past Saturday in Lexington. Here’s what went down (and check out Deadspin for full-size photos):

Here’s the deal. 8:00 mark, 1st quarter, UK up a touchdown. Most people celebrate with high-fives and rocksplosions.

But the couple in front of me…not so much. They celebrate by straight up finger-banging. that’s how we roll in the bluegrass.

My girlfriend alerted me first of this hot public action. Then the chick to my left elbowed me pointing with disgust at the table-turning in the pants. (Apparently women can hear other women’s belt buckle coming undone.)

Then, basically, me and 32 others in the section watched with shock-and-awe for the next 3 minutes as this M.I.L.F. got her shit on.

Now, I’ve been to literally dozens of UK Football games in my life and never have I seen such a display. Hats off to this guy for having the state of mind to snap off a couple of great public sex shots.

On a side note…this woman HAS to be a hotwife, right? Don’t you think? Well, maybe, maybe not. During the first quarter, my hotwife would be still be in the parking lot giving head in an RV to our tailgater friends. She’s never in her seat before halftime.

David :: Oct.23.2007 :: MILF, Photos, Sports, Strange but true :: No Comments »

In the most recent issue of New York Magazine, sex advice columnists Em & Lo take on the phenomenon of the MILF (or Mom-I’d-Love-to-Fuck). It’s a great analysis, and as the happily-married husband of a certified MILF, I applaud it.  Here’s a taste of the column (via New York Magazine, via Fleshbot):

But why the hot mom, and why now? Maybe it has to do with women’s procreating later, and being more hesitant to surrender a sexuality they’ve spent decades building. Maybe it’s a looks thing, given that women can—with the aid of Pilates and a discreet tuck—turn back time to a sometimes disturbing degree. Perhaps it’s a side effect of the rise of the hipster parenting generation. (What’s less hip than having zero sex appeal?) And we can also thank Demi and Madonna for glamorizing May-December relationships.

Then there’s the Viagra factor. “There are all these halftime commercials for Viagra shouting at men to take the lead sexually and make love like porn stars,” says Ian Kerner, Ph.D., therapist-author of He Comes Next. “There’s a lot of performance pressure on guys, so I think the idea of submitting to an older woman who can take charge is incredibly alluring.”

But perhaps the weirdest aspect of the MILF phenomenon is how many moms themselves have embraced the term. By donning MILF T-shirts, they’ve made the I obsolete, declawing the dirty little joke on the playground. (Across the pond, Brits accomplished the same via the more polite term “yummy mummy.”)

I’m curious what folks in our community think of the rise of the MILF.  Plus who are some of your favorite MILF-y celebrities?  Post your thoughts in the comments!

David :: Apr.27.2007 :: MILF, Strange but true :: No Comments »

In China, it’s considered a faux-pas for a man to wear a green hat, or to make a gift of a green hat. In Chinese, the word for cuckold is closely translated as “wearing a green hat.” Very interesting.

David :: Jan.25.2007 :: Cuckolds, Strange but true :: 1 Comment »

Just in time for your holiday celebrations…

I found this drink recipe via the Creampie Stories Yahoo! Group today. Sounds like a very interesting cocktail. Enjoy!

Sloppy Seconds

• 1 part(s) Bailey’s Irish Cream
• 1 part(s) Amaretto
• 1 part(s) Cranberry Juice
• 1 part(s) Peach Schnapps
• Whipped cream

Directions: Coat bottom of shooter glass with whipped cream. Add liquids, then top off with more whipped cream. Then open up the hatch and let ‘er rip.

David :: Dec.07.2005 :: Creampies, Strange but true :: No Comments »

From the we-couldn’t-make-this-stuff-up desk desk, comes this report of a Chicago-area golf outing gone incredibly out-of-control. From The Tribune:

An Elgin strip club rented out the Country Lakes Golf Course on Monday to entertain some customers, according to CLTV.

The course is surrounded by homes, and WGN obtained a videotape of the incident taken by one resident.

The tape showed one man apparently getting a lap dance in a golf cart. Another man played golf with his arms wrapped around a woman. At least one other image showed a woman in a short skirt in a lewd pose with golfers.

No nudity was evident on the tape, but residents were still upset.

Think they might have got the idea for this after reading our golf outing story?

Wishful thinking, but it doesn’t look like it. Apparently an area strip club up there rented the course for this $375 per person event. Quite a lot of dough to have a stripper caddie for you. Still, if you’ve got a ten billion handicap like me, a little eye candy on the course would make the day go by faster.

Anyway, sounds like a slow news day in Chicago. LOL Must be the heat.

• ABC 7 Chicago: Police investigate allegations of public indecency at strip club golf outing

David :: Aug.03.2005 :: Strange but true :: 1 Comment »