Hot Wife Allie

Here are a few hotwife cartoons to illustrate that sometimes Allie doesn’t just fuck around–she means business. And by business, I mean the business end of a very thick strap-on dildo. And of course, that can only mean a very long night for yours truly. (gulp!)

David :: Oct.31.2007 :: Allie, Cartoons, Dominance and Submission, Podcast, Sex Toys :: 4 Comments »

We saw this new sex toy this evening (via Fleshbot) and we’re still trying to make up our minds. It looks intriguing. But what is it? It seems kinda like a self contained sex swing, with a bungee twist. Our questions are:

• Is it as fun as it looks?
• Is it really worth $100 (price plus shipping)?
• Would we play with it more than once?
• How would we explain it to the emergency room nurse after our first injury on it?

Someone buy us one so we’ll know the answers. LOL

Have a look for yourself. The demonstration video is worth a visit for the curiosity factor alone.

David :: Jul.25.2005 :: Sex Toys :: 2 Comments »

CNN.com:

Single or lonely Japanese men may get lucky this Christmas. One popular item for holiday shoppers is the “lap pillow”, with skin-colored polyurethane calves folded under soft thighs — a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television.

David :: Dec.16.2004 :: Holidays, Sex Toys :: No Comments »

Now this is definitely a product we can recommend. We actually have one of these vibrators, and it’s a lot of fun. It’s one of the rare vibrating eggs that features a wireless remote control. I’ll let the potential of that sentence sink in a bit. On a recent “field test” to a local bar, Allie…ahem…inserted the vibrating egg, while I manned the remote control. Every now and then, I’d press the button, and she’d jump–or give me a sly glance. If you’re in even a slightly noisy atmosphere, no one will be able to hear the egg buzzing away.

David :: Dec.09.2004 :: Holidays, Sex Toys :: No Comments »

From Adult DVD Empire:

Imagine…a sensual playground of velvety props and shapes! A playground that can transform your bedroom or any room in your house into a place for lovemaking adventure. A playground that’s also ideal for massage, outdoor sex and amazing new ways never thought possible! Liberator® Bedroom Adventure Gear provides modular, stackable, spontaneous fantasies. Whether you own one or more,you’ll surely realize that SEX without them is just plain flat!

• Liberator information
• Liberator photo galleries
• Liberator demo videos

David :: Dec.07.2004 :: Holidays, Sex Toys :: No Comments »

From Fleshlight.com:

The Fleshlight is a portable, concealable, sturdy male masturbation device that our customers describe as “Awesome”, “Amazing”, and “Ingenious”. The patented gel insert, made from our Real Feel Super Skin®, gives a feeling that is amazingly life like. Cleverly disguised as an ordinary flashlight, it’s easy to store and transport without drawing attention. Fleshlights are available in a wide variety of colors, scents and orifices. Accessories for the Fleshlight include the Wonder Wave Insert, the Super Tight Insert and Super Ribbed Insert for alternate sensations.

David :: Dec.04.2004 :: Fleshlight, Holidays, Sex Toys :: No Comments »

In celebration of the holiday season, here is the first of our naughty gift recommendations for that naughty person on your Christmas list.

Looking for that unique gift for that dirty, dirty someone? Try a set of these custom-made erotic soaps molded from actual body castings of porn star models. Please, please don’t try washing your mouth out with one of these.

David :: Dec.03.2004 :: Holidays, Sex Toys :: No Comments »

It looks like some enterprising soul has combined the base of a glider rocking chair with a dildo. Hmmmm…are you thinking what I’m thinking?

David :: Nov.13.2004 :: Sex Toys :: No Comments »

Here’s a discovery I made online tonight: The Sinulator. This is a device that allows you to interface your sex toys to the Internet via a USB connection on your PC, and it allows anyone to take control of your toy and stimulate you via the Web. Check out The Sinulator site below, as well as a Wired magazine review.

David :: Sep.30.2004 :: Sex Toys :: 3 Comments »