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What traits come to mind when you’re screening potential dates and lovers for your hot wife?

So, you and your hotwife placed a personals ad on Craigslist or in another online resource. You’re looking for someone to entertain her. Maybe you want to watch the festivities. Maybe you’re going to join in. Maybe you’re going to listen from down the hall. Maybe you won’t be present when he’s fucking your wife at all.

Even so, you screen the dozens, even hundreds, of responses to your ad. Or you meet a prospective gentlemen, or bull if you prefer, at a local bar for a drink in order to size him up. What are some of the traits and features that you look for in a prospect? What thoughts come to your mind as you wonder if this is the man you want your wife’s legs wrapped around?

Here are a few of mine: Dominant. Aggressive. Intelligent. Funny. Kinky. Well-hung. Confident. Slightly cocky.

What are some of yours? Post them in the comments and let’s all compare notes.

Craigslist: Advice for the husband who just found out he is a cuckold

I’ve found another exceptional Craigslist personal ad, this time from the San Francisco Bay area. It’s not so much an advertisement as it is an advice column. Have a look.

Advice for the husband who just found out he is a Cuckold
So you’ve just discovered that your wife has been cheating on you which makes you a cuckold husband. You hate the thought and you’re confused, angry, and very upset! To make matters worse, you think you know who it is and were shocked to find out it’s a guy with a much bigger and thicker cock than your own little penis! Yes, that’s right, you know that at least one hung guy is fucking your wife, and to make matters worse, you realize that it may be more than just one. You’ve heard the stories. One hung guy finds an unsatisfied wife and turns her on to thick cock, and then they talk to their friends and let them share her and they all are laughing about her cuckold husband who doesn’t have a clue, or if he does they aren’t at all worried.

You want this cuckold hubby shit to end right now! You’ve decided it’s time to call the lawyer and get him to go to work on the divorce papers. That’s right, once he files the papers, no more cuckold hubby humiliation for you or at least that’s what you think!

Well, buddy, before you pick up the phone and do something you might live to regret, I’d suggest that you grab a stiff drink, sit down, take a deep breath and read this very carefully!

First off, if none of your friends, co-workers, boss, or family know anything about this, you can be sure they will as soon as you file for divorce. What do you think they will say? Don’t be sure that they will all be saying “poor Barry, I always knew his wife was a slut”! No I don’t think that’s what they’ll say at all. Sure some will say that to your face, but think about what they’ll be saying behind your back! You know that a lot of them will be saying things like “I always knew he wasn’t much of a man” or “if a man doesn’t take care of business at home, it will happen every time”! And some will say, “he must have deserved what he got because she was such a nice woman when he married her, but he must have driven her into the arms of those other men” or “sometimes a woman just needs a real man when it comes to the bedroom, one that fucks her and makes her cum”! Yes, all of those things are going to be said and it will be your fault if you file for divorce! Ask yourself this question. Has she paraded her lover or lovers before your boss, your relatives or friends? Has she done anything to let others know what she has been doing to humiliate you? Probably not and chances are she has been quite discreet about everything, trying to shield you from the pain that you’re going through and from the humiliation that will follow when people hear of your reasons for divorce. If you can’t stand to be humiliated, and she has been very considerate and careful not to do that to you, then what’s the big problem? She has been showing you complete and total respect and consideration, much more than you were about to show her with your actions!

If you just settle down, and have another drink, I guarantee you that your anger will pass! After all, she is still your wife. Think about it, she’s the same woman you’ve been married to all along. Didn’t you love her when you married her? Didn’t you love her yesterday before you found out about the fact that you’ve been cuckold? I think I know the answers to those questions and can say without a doubt that if you answer honestly, that you’ll admit that you still do! Think about it really carefully! If you didn’t love her, this wouldn’t hurt so much! Yeah, I thought you’d come to realize and admit it too.

Now for a few more questions. Doesn’t it seem that she still loves you? Has she continued to treat you like the same man she married and has stayed with through the years? Does she still cook for you, clean the home for you, do the laundry, and still treat you the same as she always has before you found this out. I think that if you’re honest you’ll agree that she probably does!

Next take another big gulp of your drink and lean your head back. Close your eyes for a few minutes and again, be completely honest with yourself. Doesn’t the thought of your wife getting a lot of Big Thick Cock in her unprotected pussy actually arouse you? Think about it, picture her on her back with a bull of a guy on top of her with a cock twice your size fucking her, touching spots inside of her that your little stubby dick could never reach, her legs open wide and held up high to give him complete and deep access to her most intimate spots, bringing her more sexual pleasure than you know you have ever been able to do! You can hear her moaning as his giant cock pistons in and out of her, stretching her open wider than you could ever stretch her pussy. Think of how sexually hot she looks, as she moves her hips in time with his powerful big engorged cock. Think of the fact that any bull of a man would be thrilled to have a hot and attractive woman like her for his lover, even for one night! Think about how many times his superior cock has made her cum. You know that your little pencil dick never really pleased her, even though she never said anything to you because she had too much respect and love for you! Yet, here she is finally getting fucked by a “real man”, one that can totally pleasure her and bing her complete satisfaction, something you know that you have never been able to do for her.

Consider this very carefully. Does your cock get hard when you think about this? I bet it does and you shouldn’t be ashamed of it. This is very common among under-endowed guys whose wives are getting fucked by mwn with big thick cocks. Sure there are some wimpy guys that will go ahead and divorce their sexy wife who has sex with a man who gives them the thick cock they crave, but it has been proven over and over that later on, usually many months later, when they lay alone in their beds and think about their wife fucking hung men, they realize that it was really their fault and they find it such a turn-on, and wish they hadn’t been so quick to call their lawyer, but most of the time by then, they have burned all the bridges and it’s to late. Usually the divorce was ugly with lots of name calling and when it’s all over, both of you have been humiliated and separated from your friends and family. Oh if only men would stop and think things through more carefully as I’m suggesting to you!

Now, I have some other things for you to consider about your present relationship with your wife:

Think long and hard about how she has behaved since she has been getting well fucked by a big cock. Has she seemed happier, more cheerful and less bitchy? Chances are she has been. A wife who is happier and more cheerful is easier to live with isn’t she? That’s a good thing, then right? I have to believe that it’s always better for a man when his wife is a happy woman. Am I right?

Okay, now I want you to think about this: 2. How she has been in bed lately? Has she shown you any new tricks in bed? Does she eagerly suck your little dick now when in the past she might have been reluctant and suggested that it was “dirty”? Does she swallow your cum now, when she hadn’t before she started betting well fucked? Will she let you fuck her ass now? If you haven’t tried it lately, you might want to give it another try because chances are that she is taking it in her ass from her dominant hung lover. Wouldn’t all these things be considered a good thing for you now? Am I right about this too?

And here’s another one for you to think about:

Has she been out more lately while she’s seeing her bull lovers? If so, do that leave you with more time alone? Time to watch more football games on TV, to go out with your friends, to do more of what you want to do? While she is out getting fucked, you now have time to watch what you want and do what you want. No arguments! If you want to put on a dirty movie and sit there and jack off, you can do it. You can take a nap if you want. You can go bowling, play golf, go hunting, fishing or do pretty much whatever you want! It is very doubtful that she will object to you having more freedom and doing the things you enjoy as long as she is allowed to keep taking black cock! I think that’s a good thing too. Am I right?

Now this one isn’t a question, it’s a statement of FACT: One thing for sure is that she isn’t going to get any love from the bull studs that are fucking her! All they want is to be able to continue to feed her lots of big thick cock and creamie sperm and I mean lots of it! They have no intent in falling in love with her. Women need to be loved and SHE NEEDS YOU for the love and romance that a woman needs! Sure she needs you to accept her sexual need for big cock and to understand that your little thin dick could never match the superior pleasure that a big bull cock can provide. And lets face it, you already know that so what’s so tough about that. I guarantee she may go elsewhere to get the big engorged cock she needs, but she’ll bring her well fucked pussy, ass, and mouth home to you for the love and support that she needs!

Now is the real test! THINK ABOUT IT! Think carefully of what I’ve just told you and the answers you’ve found when you thought about things rationally. If you do, I’m convinced that you will see that her getting well fucked like this by a bull with a cock twice your size and cuckolding you really is a good thing, and one that you should be thankful for and not angry! Think it over, my man. Weigh the pros and cons. Forget about traditional ideas of marriage. Isn’t there actually a net benefit for you, for her, for your marriage, for your family? Think what others will say if you divorce her because she was fucking cocks twice your size. Remember what I told you. You know I am right when I told you that there are a lot of your friends and family that are going to say you must not have been able to satisfy her. What if you start to date another woman and she asks what happened to your first marriage? Don’t you realize that they aren’t going to want anything to do with you when you they hear that your wife left you for cock that really made her feel well fucked. They will see the obvious, that you couldn’t take care of wife number 1 in the bedroom and dump you immediately?

I’m confident that after you think about it, you won’t make that call to your lawyer! I think you’ll realize how lucky you are to have a wife that is taking care of her needs for cock and get down on your knees and give thanks that you have such a wonderful wife. Bring her home a dozen roses tomorrow. Ask to take her out to dinner when it’s convenient for her and her lover and tell her how much you love her, just the way she is and that you don’t want anything to change! Be honest with her and tell her that you know the truth and that it’s okay and you don’t want her to stop! Tell her you’ll do ANYTHING for her and her lover and then work out some mutually acceptable ground rules.

When you’re done talking with her about the subject, encourage her to go get her brains fucked out with a big bull cock, right then, that night if possible. Tell her to tell her dom lovers that her cuckold husband knows and likes the idea, and wants her to come home filled with cream.

There now, I bet you’re feeling much better now. I bet you had no clue you had such a sexy wife that bull studs from all over can’t wait to use. If things work out, you may eventually want to ask her to let you lick her clean when she comes home from her dates, and if you’re really good and learn to enjoy that taste, then maybe someday you’ll be allowed the ultimate reward for a cuckold husband whose wife takes big bull cock and that is to be able to watch her take big bull cock and even be allowed to beg to suck her lover until he’s hard and then guide his cock into her waiting pussy and when he has finished, to be able to lick both of them clean afterwards!

There are so many great days ahead if you just think about the positives awaiting you and make the right decisions! I feel confident that you will do it, no, I KNOW YOU WILL!

A Cuckold Fantasy

From the I’ve-got-to-meet-this-guy-so-he-can-fuck-Allie dept.:

Craigslist is a great place to find, well, just about anything. Including personals ads for hotwives, potential dates and cuckolds looking for encounters and relationships. I found this blisteringly hot posting today in the Craigslist listings:

A Cuckold Fantasy

The three of us meet for dinner. The pretext is social and innocent. Perhaps I am a friend from work who has never met your wife, maybe we were going to meet as two couple interested in doubles tennis, but my wife couldn’t make it. Whatever.

But the three of us sit down to have dinner, a couple of drinks, and get to know each other better in a nice restaurant. At first the conversation is going well, we all seem to hit it off, and frankly, you are glad your wife and I seem to be hitting it off too: Sometimes she feels left out when you have male friends. You don’t mind that I’ve complimented her on her appearance early on, either, and she’s seem sincerely flattered.

It is hard to say when things cross the line into making you uncomfortable. Perhaps it is when you notice how I look at your wife, obviously finding her very attractive. Or when you see how she smiles at me, clearly finding me attractive and engaging as well. Maybe it was when the conversation turned to something your wife and I are both interested in and knowledgable about, that you can’t add anything on, and we seem to forget you are there. Maybe it when she seems to be deprecating you by mentioning that she makes more money than you and joking that she wears the pants in the family. By the time she’s mentioned it is too bad that you don’t dance, and I’ve asked her to, you know you feel uneasy. You’ve always felt insecure about your inability to dance. But I seem so nice, and you don’t want to let on.

And so I dance with your wife. When we come back to the booth, I get in first, and so I’m in between you and her. She has another drink. She still talks to you, but is talking more to me, and I to her. She seems flirtacious with me now. But still somehow it seems socially acceptable, how can you complain? You try not to feel upset. Yet you feel uneasy when I order a second round of drinks for all of us, knowing your wife normally gets more flirtacious when she’s had a couple of drinks.

But you can’t help it when I ask her to dance again a few songs later, and she seems a bit to eager. When we stay out on the dance floor for a second song. And then when the next one is a slow dance song, for a third. You watch as your wife and I dance close. Our bodies touching, our faces close to one another. Obviously both enjoying it.

You have a hard time sounding civil when she and I get back to the table. You are feeling sick with jealousy now. Your wife is openingly irritated with you for your attitude, and apologizes on your behalf. When she’s reassuring me its ok, you just get in moods, she puts her hand on my arm. You feel very upset. And yet to your suprise, you also feel the tightness in your pants, signaling to you that you have a partial erection. You notice your wife’s shapeliness, her cleavage. She is sexy when she is relaxed and flirtacious. As she is now.

But you are upset now and say you two have to get going. Is she really oblivious to the hint as she insists that you have me over for a “quick nightcap” at your place before I head home? Can she not see you are steaming as she volunteers to ride with me so I won’t get lost finding your place, while you drive home alone? Is she unaware of the effect it is having on you, as we arrive several minutes later than you, laughing as we get out of the car, as she puts her arm in mine on the walk to your front door? Is she oblivious, or is she deliberately antagonizing you? We all sit down in your living room. I sit on one couch, and she quickly sits on the one perpendicular to it and almost touching. She laughs and asks you to go get the wine. You feel angry, yet for some reason powerless, emasculated, unable to bring yourself to end this and kick me out. Perhaps that is because you see yourself as reflected in her eyes: Weak, bumbling, unattractive, especially in comparison to me.

She and I are engrossed in conversation when you return with a glass of wine for her and me. She and I each look up at you briefly and say thank you as you hand us our glasses, which we set on the table. We are laughing and looking intently at each other, which we quickly go back to. You sit beside your wife, feeling utterly foolish. You try to interject yourself into our conversation. Neither of us seem to hear you. You put your hand on your wife’s knee. Normally when you do this she responds by putting her hand on your’s. But this time she doesn’t. She is turned toward and leaning toward me.

As I make some joke she laughs hard at, I put my hand on your wife’s arm. As we both laugh, she reciprocates by putting her hand over mine. I in turn put my other hand on her elbow. Somehow it all seems so natural, and friendly. At this point, your wife does give you a quick backward glance, worried that this might be upsetting you, even as her hand is still on mine. Slightly worried. Not worried enough, considering the outrageousness of what has already taken place. But still, some concern for your reaction. An impulse rises up in you to put your arm around, and pull her close to you. But you freeze. You can’t. You feel so unsure of yourself. You just smile tightly back at her. And seeing this reaction on your part, her expression changes. In the instant before she turns back to me, you think you seem something like contempt in her eyes. Your hand retreats from her knee.

I lean close and whisper something in her ear. She moves her head to meet my whisper. She laughs, and then whispers in mine. I whisper back. You think you catch “…bet he wouldn’t, let’s see…”. Your wife glances back at you again, this time laughing and without a trace of concern. Then she turns and looks at me expectantly. And right there in front of you, I kiss your wife. And she kisses back, obviously passionately. Your heart is pounding wildly. You can’t believe the woman you love is kissing another man, right in front of you, as if you didn’t exist. It is no consolation that she is a bit tipsy from the alcohol. It has only lowered her inhibitions. Lowered them, so now she is doing what she wants to do. She wants another man. Wants me. And you know it.

I hold her face, she holds mine. I kiss down her neck. She sighs. And whispers, and you hear pieces, “You were right…such a wimp…” more kissing, more whispers. Something about “…taking what he wants…”, something about “…like a man…”. My whisper to her “…just sitting there”. You hear enough to understand. Your wife is disgusted with you. She felt attraction for me, but had you showed you would fight for her it might have been different. But she sees you too afraid to do that. And me not afraid to.

And yet in spite of that, you notice you are also very aroused. Your wife is beautiful. Any man would be very aroused, watching her make out like this. Any man watching this on film would be hoping more would happen. And yet you are close to tears from hurt and jealousy as well.

I take your wife’s hand and pull her toward my couch. She gets up willingly. I pull her to the side of me farther from you. I kiss her ears, her neck. Now she stares straight at you. Straight at you as I kiss her cleavage. Her eyes show no fear of your reaction now. But her eyes are searching your’s, wondering what your reaction will be. Her eyes daring you to do something. You just look at her. Submissively. You both know now you aren’t able to assert yourself to do anything to stop this. And as the gasps and tilts her head upward, and presses my head to her chest, you know your wife wants to fuck me. And you know she will.

You watch as the straps of her dress come over her shoulders and her breasts are exposed. You watched as she lets me nibble and suck at her breasts. As she reclines on the couch, and I lie on top of her. She does not look at you now. She gazes into my eyes. Kissing me forcefully, holding my face. Pulls my shirt off. You watch as my hairy chest presses against your wife’s breasts. As she and I begin to rock together, groin grinding against groin. As she spreads her knees apart, as my hand moves up between her legs.

Your mind is reeling. A few hours ago you were just having dinner with a friend. You never dreamed in your life something like this would happen. You know your marriage can never be the same. You know your wife is about to let another man inside her, and nothing can undo what has happened and what is about to. You don’t know what will transpire. Will you watch? Be asked to watch? Be asked to leave? Or told to?

You watch as your wife reaches down, fumbling with my button and zipper, and reaches in and begins to fondle my cock. You see us both struggle to get my pants down. And you see my cock. You don’t know how many inches. But much bigger, much thicker, than yours. You see your wife’s jaw drop as she sees it for the first time. Your heart is pounding. You can feel yourself actually shaking.

Neither of us has looked your way since your wife looked to the ceiling and broke eye contact with you. You are being ignored. You find yourself desperate for even the attention of her glancing your way. Fuck your wife is sexy when she is..in lust. As I press my body down on her’s again, she does turn her head and glance at you. A curious glance. Like someone might give wondering if the dog is watching. And you surprise yourself as you unzip your pants quickly and reveal your erection, and begin stroking it and looking in her eyes.

She immediately says “look”, looking up at me, then tilting her head your way. I look, and your eyes meet mine as well. We both see that your cock is an order of magnitude smaller than mine. All three of us see. Your wife laughs. And then she and I kiss, passionately. You hear her gasp and moan.

Your wife breaks the kiss, and glances your way again. You think you see a slight sympathy in her eyes. Pity. She holds your head and whispers to me, but loud enough so you can hear “not in front of him here”, and she pushes on me to get off of her. Which I do, standing, pulling my pants up temporarily. Half dressed, you watch as your wife and I walk by you as you sit frozen. She leads the way, to the bedroom.

You get up to follow. You are shaking, crying, and yet–hard. Your wife leads me into the bedroom. She pulls me in, then glances at you standing a few steps behind in the hallway. She closes the bedroom door and locks it. Now you can only listen. You stand at the door. You hear laughing, sighing, moans. The bedsprings. You wonder if it has happened yet. Have I entered your wife with my huge cock. Suddenly there is a loud gasp from her that leaves no doubt. The kind of gasp she used to release when you entered her. Though louder than you ever produced from her. You know I am fucking your wife now, and the rythymic sounds of our bodies slapping together begin and leave no doubt.

You wonder how she can be so loud. What surprises you most is the intensity of her screams and moans. How loudly she yells “Fuck me!” as I pound her. She has never been this loud with you. You feel like a little boy. A pussy. Not a man. A cuckold. A joke. As you stand timidly, masturbating, as your wife gets a fucking from me like she has never from you in your life. You stroke yourself faster. And when you hear your wife’s third prolonged “Ohhhhh Goodddddd…..” signally her third orgasm in five minutes, you squirt. Onto your hand, and onto the bedroom door you are standing in front of.

After coming like that, your arousal diminished, your feeling of sickness grows. You know your wife must have lost every ounce of respect she ever had for you. You walk back to the living room and lie on the couch. You cry softly to yourself. You can’t imagine what your relationship with her will be like after tonight. But you know somehow, you will be submissive as you never have been before. But you know you don’t want to lose her. You know you will humiliate yourself, tolerate anything, in order to keep her. You listen to your wife cum again and again, wondering how many times she can actually climax, and how long I can last in fucking her.

Finally as it starts getting light, perhaps exhausted by all the stress, somehow you sleep.

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An interesting personal ad

From the seeking-horny-guy-to-fuck-wife-in-front-of-hubby dept.:

Occasionally I browse the personal ads on craigslist to see if there are local guys that “fit the profile” of men Allie and I are looking for to fulfill some of her “hotwife needs.” I found this ad today. This guy definitely sounds like he’d definitely know how to play with us. LOL

Great wife — But want to be a slut too?

OK–you take the kids to soccer practice–shop at Whole Foods–make a nice house and dress from Talbots-church on Sundays—provide excellent Holiday memories—hair is always nicely arranged—you have a classic smile and are a great tennis player. Everything is together but one thing—you crave cock and want to be treated like a slut.

Sure–hubby gets great head when he wants but he has no idea how sometimes you just need to suck swallow and eat cum and be treated like a dirty whore. Suck me you slut–don’t blow me–suck my head. Go deep–gag on it you slut! Open wide—let me see that cum shoot in your mouth.

Truthfully –he can’t treat you the way you want sometimes and still respect you—being a slut is about being used like an object—doing one thing— sucking cock and being used for someone else’s total pleasure.. I don’t care if you feel good—I am not going to try and make you cum. I may tell you to finger yourself while sucking me. I may pinch your nipples to see you groan or whimper. I will cum on your face and pretty blonde hair. Hubby can’t treat you like this—give you what you crave——- but I CAN.

Many women feel like this—its no surprise—sex is different for everyone. Some women like ass play some don’t—some like doggy some like to be on top. There is no such thing as nice girl sex—everyone is different. So just because you went to a nice college and come from a great family and drive the Lexus doesn’t mean you can’t need and want to be a slut once in a while. And guess what—your husband wants to treat a woman like a slut too—just not you—you are his wife.

This is not at all like an affair—it’s a private—very private need you have. Do you have the courage to satisfy it? No love—just lots of cock and cum.

The old cliché—“you would never expect” applies to me and to you. I am a gentleman—I open doors for women—I offer my arm when we are walking—I use proper English and I don’t swear. I am very well educated –a native Bostonian and have a wide circle of dear friends. I am divorced and I do not treat my dates and girl friends like whores and sluts. But I know I like it once in a while and I know some of you do too. So—there is a mutual need.

I can keep a secret—you should be able to as well. This activity is between you and me-I am not telling the boys—you don’t whisper a word to your girlfriends.

I am posting so you can reply. I know you are not a slut—just sometimes you like to be treated like one. I know it is hard to find someone you trust to role play this with. I am giving you the chance—live your slut fantasy.

I think I’ll contact this gentleman to see how comfortable he’d be doing all those things, but in front of a husband. Hmmmm. I’ll post what I find out later.

Great craigslist personal ad

I’ve been trolling the craigslist personals regularly since I was tipped off by a friend of the prevalence of hotwife and wife-sharing listings there.

Here’s the text of a great craigslist personal ad I found today. Here’s a link, though the listings usually expire after a week or so–that’s why I’m posting the full text.

Attractive Married Woman Seeks Fondling in Public – w4m – 30

Let me start by asking that you only reply with a fully thought out reply… no 2 sentence replies will be answered…

I have a fantasy that I am in a public place… maybe crowded bar… I’m standing and talking to my husband… I’m wearing a short skirt… someone comes up behind me, moving in close enough so no one can see his hands caressing my tush… I open my eyes wide and give a knowing look to my husband to let him know someone is behind me and touching me. I don’t look back… I just keep talking to my husband and the man keeps a lookout so no one catches on to what he’s doing… he doesn’t engage me in conversation or even really look at me… just continues to caress me, moving in under my skirt… in between my thighs… am I wearing panties? Maybe… but they are easily dealt with…

anyway… i’ve told this fantasy to my husband many times and he suggested I post it on Craigslist to see if anyone has any ideas how this might work…

I am 30 and petite (small and thin), with a curvy tush… I’m considered “pretty” by most standards. I’m interested in the person behind me being 40 or older, because by that age, most men can control themselves and not get out of hand. I would want the man to be a very cool person who can identify with this sort of “couple fantasy” and know how to play it out without infringing on boundaries (like trying to talk to me or engage me in any other way than the fantasy outlined.) I am actually very shy, and any sort of conversation would wreck the fantasy and freak me out.

Please, no simple requests to be “the one” because I need more than that to get a feel for your personality and if you would be a safe person to play with…

Also, if you are married, maybe she’d be interested in being there talking to you while it is all happening? (I wouldn’t mind if she wanted to touch as well)

Sounds like fun, huh?

I’ll post other interesting listings from time to time, as I find them.

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