Hot Wife Allie

I found this very interesting piece of research today on PenisSizeDebate.com (via Buzzfeed, via Huffington Post). No, it’s not some new version of Minesweeper either. They’ve created a heat-map chart of the ideal penis size that women prefer on two axes, circumference vs. length. I’m not sure how scientific their survey was, but this chart certainly looks compelling doesn’t it?

I’d love to hear how/where you guys measure up. Are you an A, B, C, D, E? And where are you on the chart?

Me? I’d have to get officially measured with a tape measure, but I can comfortably say I’ll end up being a C, maybe borderline D. Where are you? Post your grade (and measurements if you have them) in the comments!

David :: Jun.20.2008 :: David, Miscellaneous :: 11 Comments »

Is anyone out there watching this new show? Could someone bring me up to speed, if it’s worth watching? I’ve seen a little of the hype, but not sure if it has lived up to it. Let me know!

David :: Jun.20.2008 :: Miscellaneous, Swinging :: 5 Comments »

I knew there was a reason I did all of those dishes last night! According to the Associated Press (via NYT):

American men still don’t pull their weight when it comes to housework and child care, but collectively they’re not the slackers they used to be. The average dad has gradually been getting better about picking himself up off the sofa and pitching in, according to a new report in which a psychologist suggests the payoff for doing more chores could be more sex.

What are your thoughts, cuckold hubbies? Are you doing more chores lately? Are you doing more chores while your wife is getting plowed in the bedroom by one of her dates? I seem to be.

David :: Mar.06.2008 :: Cuckolds, Miscellaneous, News, Strange but true :: No Comments »

Have you heard of twitter? Are you a fan? If so, please feel free to follow Allie and I on twitter. It’s easy to join (and free) and it’s fun to find new people to subscribe to and follow. I can only imagine there are other kinky people on there…it’s just a matter of finding them.

David :: Oct.21.2007 :: Allie, Announcements, David, Miscellaneous, Twitter :: 1 Comment »

I can just imagine how incredible it would be to see my hot wife fucked by her lover in a place like this? This would be an incredible experience–with all the amenities I expect. I could watch them in the special shower or in the jacuzzi. Or they could play privately on the rotating bed, while I catch the game on one of the suite’s plasma screens. Of course, the casino is just an elevator ride away. I can hear it already: “Honey, why don’t you go downstairs and play some blackjack, while Matt and I get more…comfortable.”

The $4,000 a night price tag is a little steep–but nothing is too good for my wife and her special friend, right? Definitely worth checking out for a spur-of-the-moment Las Vegas jaunt.

(Via Fleshbot)

David :: Apr.04.2007 :: Hot Wives, Miscellaneous, Wife Sharing :: 1 Comment »

It’s too bad that we don’t live in the SF Bay area. I just found out about this club called Cuckold Dreams that puts on parties for cuckold couples and their admirers (bulls, of course) there, and it sounds like a lot of fun. Here’s what they have to say:

Cuckold Dreams provides a clean, intimate and open-minded setting for people who love to play and explore cuckold fantasies. We host private, members-only cuckold parties in the San Francisco Bay Area.

All aspects of the cuckold fetish, including but not limited to: interracial, monster-dick, humiliation of the cuckold male, spanking/light BDSM, creampies, fluffing, bareback, restraint of the cuckold male, small penis humiliation, ‘enforced’ chastity, etc. are all explorable at Cuckold Dreams parties.

Cuckold Dreams is a private member’s club. You can apply to join the guest list and attend the hottest cuckold party group in the San Francisco Bay Area.

So, if you’re in or near San Francisco and you’re interested in this lifestyle (or interested in learning more about), then this might be the place for you.

And if anyone has been to one of their parties or knows about them, please send me an email. I’d love to hear what they’re like.

David :: Mar.08.2007 :: Cuckolds, Miscellaneous :: No Comments »

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “David, what the fuck are you posting THIS time?” Well, many of you out there over the past weeks have written in to inquire what the hell were we up to for months on end while this blog was more or less dormant. From April, pretty much through until October, I was knee deep in other things and was too busy to post much here. Why was that, you ask? What could be more important than worshipping my incredibly hot wife Allie? Well, friends, I was addicted to World of Warcraft. There, I said it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step, right?

(I’m also posting this so I show off this cool pinup of Allie as a Night Elf priestess.)

To this day, I still have a little bit of a problem. I’m not playing WoW 18 hours a week anymore. But I’m still playing (I’d say I’m down to six hours a week now). And as a side effect of cutting down on my gameplay, I’ve been posting pretty regularly here on the site.

I’m not the only one around here that plays. Some of the folks that visit and comment here on the site do as well (Lupo, I’m looking in your direction).

So where am I going with all this? Today, I found (via Fleshbot, via Kotaku) a very cool adult site based on the game called World of Whorecraft. They’ve put together some remarkably cool, high quality, yet geeky, videos of hot chicks getting it on dressed up as characters from Azeroth. I’ve got two words for this: Freakin’ Sweet!

I also found today an apparent sister site of Whorecraft called Bare Maidens. This site features extremely hot, extremely high quality photos of women in medieval garb–but SO MUCH HOTTER than you’ll see at any ye olde renaissance faire. Check out some samples. Give the site a try and tell me what you think. No they’re not hot wives, but they are hot miladies (sorry, couldn’t resist after making a ren fair reference).

And if anyone’s interested in joining up in WoW with me for an instance, roleplay or raid, send me a note and tell me what realm server you’re on and what characters you have and maybe we can get together!

David :: Feb.07.2007 :: David, Miscellaneous, World of Warcraft :: 3 Comments »

Here’s a collection of some great quotes I found while surfing this evening:

Perfect Wife

“Wanna go to a bar and watch me pick up guys?”

“Will you play with my tits while I blow this guy?”

“When can we go back to that place with the gloryholes?”

“Why do guys like to gang bang me and come on my face?”

“How many black guys are coming over to fuck me in the ass tonight?”

Can you think of any others? Post them in the comments!

David :: Sep.08.2006 :: Cuckolds, Glory Holes, Hot Wives, Miscellaneous, Wife Sharing :: 5 Comments »

Over at the Your Hotwives forum, there’s a great topic at the moment about things cuckolds like to hear about their wives. Mostly in essence things men would love to hear stated before, during or after sex with their wives–or by people/observers nearby. I’ve compiled the list of things so far. You’ll have to go to the message thread to see which ones are mine. LOL

• “She’s married but it doesn’t matter.”
• “Her husband is not a problem.”
• “Married or not, she’s available.”
• “Her husband doesn’t mind.”
• “I think he knows but doesn’t care.”
• “He knows, but can’t stop her.”
• “Apparently he likes to share her.”
• “She has his permission to do anything she wants.”
• “Her husband gives her a lot of leeway: he has to.”
• “I don’t think she gives her husband much choice.”
• “Of course he must know. Everybody does!”
• “With a wife like that, he must like used pussy.”
• “She likes to suck cock.”
• “Yes, she takes it up the ass, with a little persuasion.”
• “She likes to be shared.”
• “She will do anything.”
• “She’s got a hot tight pussy.”
• “Oh yes, I have done her too.”
• “She’s a real nympho.”
• “She will do more than one.”
• “She’s a true slut.”
• “There are always different cars parked in the drive and a steady stream of men in and out of there.”
• “I’ve heard her pictures are on the Internet.”
• “Her husband must not know what’s going on.”
• “I think I saw her in their hottub one night, but with a different guy.”
• “Do you think her husband suspects how often she fucks behind his back?”
• “You should see what she wears when she goes out to just run errands.”
• “I’ve seen her car parked on the other side of town late at night.”
• “I saw her sitting in a booth having dinner with two guys one night. They were all over her.”
• “Don’t you think it would be better if your wife uncrossed her legs?”
• “Did you bring condoms? If you’re okay with this, then just leave them here.”
• “He’s crazy to let her go out dressed like that”
• “Did you see how she’s dressed? Jesus!”
• “That guy is all over her. Why doesn’t he do something?”
• “She’s all over him. Why doesn’t he stop her?”
• “Why do they have so many different black men coming to the house?”
• “I hear she’s had a number of affairs, but he always takes her back.”

As new stuff that I like is added, I’ll update it here.

Does anyone have some that they’d like to add? Post in the comments, or in the message thread at the forum.

David :: Feb.27.2006 :: Cuckolds, Hot Wives, Miscellaneous, Wife Sharing :: 4 Comments »

How cool is this?! I’ve been trying to convince Allie for weeks now to let me buy a video iPod. Today, I stumbled on this site which isn’t making matters any better as far as me itching to buy one any less.

Of course there are plenty of free sex podcasts out there to subscribe to, but it’s nice to see a service offering weapons-grade porn to put onto you iPod. Check their site out if you’ve got a video iPod (or if you want to learn more). I will when I finally get mine.

David :: Jan.24.2006 :: Miscellaneous, Video, iPod :: No Comments »