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How we spent New Year’s Eve this year…

I’m sorry it’s taken so long to tell you all about how Allie and I spent our New Year’s Eve this year. A lot of you have posted blog comments requesting an update, posted a message to us on Twitter or you’ve sent us an email directly wanting to hear the scoop about what happened. It’s just taken me a little while to get my head around everything that happened.

We started New Year’s Eve without any plans really. We thought we might head out to dinner someplace or catch a movie. We had arrangements for an overnight babysitter for our kids, but it didn’t look like we were really going to need it. Allie went out during the afternoon to do some shopping and we swapped some text messages back and forth to try to figure out what we wanted to do with our evening.

I suggested that we could go to a swing club out of town that was planning a New Year’s Eve party. The only problem with that idea is that it’d been forever since we had been to a swing club, and we weren’t sure about going there on one of their biggest nights of the year. Plus as much as we’d love to go, the drive there and back was going to be long, and we didn’t want to face a long drive back home late at night with all the drunks out on the road possibly. So, we shelved that idea. Finally, we decided on just treating ourselves to a nice steak dinner and then coming home to watch the ball drop in Times Square on television.

At the same time that I was chatting with Allie via text message about our lack of New Year’s plans, I was instant messaging with my friend John, a long-time fan of the website, about his lack of plans too. I thought maybe we could pay John a visit after dinner, if he was okay with it. He said he needed some time to clean up his place and get his act together. I told him that there was no hurry, since we didn’t have dinner reservations until 8:45 p.m. anyway. Allie had never met John in person, but I had a hunch that they would hit it off.

I quickly texted Allie the idea of joining our friend at his place after dinner. We would bring the champagne and ring in the New Year with our friend in person finally. Allie knew right away what I was getting at, and wanted me to send her photos of John to her iPhone so that she could have a look at him. She gave her approval and I texted John to let him know we would see him at his place after we left the restaurant.

Dinner was awesome. We both had great steaks with all the trimmings and several cocktails each. The service was wonderful. If our evening ended right then, we would have had an awesome New Year’s Eve. I wasn’t prepared for just how awesome things were going to quickly get. After dinner, we got in the car and headed over to John’s address.

We got to his place around 11:15 p.m. John was a very pleasant host. After some small talk and getting to know you conversation, I suggested we open the champagne and we all had a toast. Then we all settled down on his couch, Allie in the middle, to watch the countdown from Times Square on his big screen TV.

After a few minutes of the three of us sipping champagne in the dim light of the television, I suggested that the two of them should get more comfortable and more acquainted. Allie needed no more persuasion than that, and reached over to undo John’s belt and unzipped his pants. I heard Allie gasp under her breath as she took out John’s cock. I leaned forward so I could get a peek. His cock was enormous.

Since he was a little nervous he was only semi-hard, but he was still easily 50% bigger than mine in length and girth. I could sense that Allie was thrilled. She dipped her head down and took the head of his cock into her mouth. I watched her bob her head up and down on him and heard her slurping his dick as she went to work on him. John put his hand on the back of her neck and held her head so he could grow harder in her mouth. I took out my dick and started to stroke while watching the two of them.

Allie came up for air and looked at me. I asked, “Does he have a big cock?” She replied, “Yes. Much bigger than yours.” Then she looked at John and said, “See what I have to work with?” John looked at me jerking my dick and I don’t think he was expecting to say anything particularly cruel or humiliating on our first meeting. I turned bright red.

My life leaned back on the couch and pulled her large breasts out from under her sweater, inviting John to caress and suck them. She warned playfully that she was still lactating. I watched as he lifted and sucked her tits in front of me. Allie tugged on one of her nipples and tiny droplets of milk squirted out. John was happy to play with her tits that up until now he’d only stared at on the internet. His cock was rock hard and she laid over his lap to resume sucking him.

The way Allie was positioned on the couch, with her sitting between us, I couldn’t get a good view of her blowing him. So, I stood up and knelt on the floor in front of them, and I had a perfect front row seat of the action. Allie was sucking her new friend, her eyes rolling back in her head as he occasionally thrusted his hips up, pushing his cock deeper into her mouth. I pulled on my own cock while she blew him.

Allie pulled me closer to her while she sucked. She took turns between passionately kissing me and sucking the head of his cock back into her mouth. I was only inches away from her face. She asked, “What do you think? Think I could use some help with this?” I whispered, “I dunno.” Allie said, “Well? Ask him if it’s okay for you to help.”

I raised up and asked John if it was okay if I helped Allie with his cock–still not entirely sure what I was getting myself into. John simply said, “Sure.”

I knelt back down by Allie’s face. John was thrusting upward into her lips. Finally, his cock plopped out of her mouth, and Allie brushed it against my lips. “Do it. Suck his cock,” she said. I took him into my mouth and Allie watched me suck him for the first time. After a few seconds, she dipped down and licked the shaft of his cock while I sucked the head. Then our lips met and we sucked him back and forth into each others’ mouths.

Behind me, I could hear the countdown in Times Square reach its climax, while Allie and I serviced her new lover, both of us kneeling between his legs. I kissed my wife around John’s cock at the stroke of midnight, and she put him back in my mouth. Allie watched his balls begin to tense up. Finally, a few moments into 2010r, Allie took his cock back and accepted his huge load of cum into her throat, swallowing every drop. Then she kissed me and I could taste the bittersweet taste of John’s load still coated on her tongue.

It was an awesome start to the New Year.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Christmas Allie 2009

I wanted to post our newest holiday hotwife cartoon pinup before this Christmas had come and gone. Happy Holidays everyone! We hope yours is bright, fun, merry, sexy and safe.

P.S. Until next time, please check out a few merry hotwife holiday cartoon pinups from years’ past: here, here and here. Merry Christmas!

Photos: Topless Hot Wife Allie in front of our Christmas Tree

I snapped a few impromptu photos with my iPhone of Allie the other night after we finished decorating our Christmas tree. Enjoy!

The Night Before A Hot Wife’s Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except me and my hot wife spouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
And I hoped that my wife’s lover soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of opening gifts danced in their heads.
And my wife in her lingerie, and I in my night shirt,
Had just discussed whether or not he’d make her squirt.

When out on the lawn there arose such a loud noise!
I was very eager for it to be one of her lover boys.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
And saw it was just dogs in our cans of trash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to the objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But one of my wife’s best lovers – - he was finally here!

He got out of his car and was coming up the drive quick,
I was happy to see it was the guy with the really big dick.
He and my wife like to play an exciting flirting game.
And when he fucks her she often calls out his name.

“Oh my God John your magnificent cock is so large!
And when you fuck me, John, I love how you take charge!
You take me to new heights John, and you fuck me so well,
That deep in my pussy is where your cock should dwell!”

He came in the house and I showed him into the den,
Telling him I was very happy to have him come over again.
My wife came downstairs wearing her see-thru lingerie,
While John and I both watched her full breasts gently sway.

And then, they flirted a while which got them both in the mood
and I was even more anxious to watch my wife getting screwed.
As I pulled up a chair and sat down to watch the action,
Their slow pace was like a porn movie’s coming attraction.

My wife kissed John deeply and with very passionate means,
Then I saw she had freed John’s large cock from his jeans.
I was hoping they’d fuck a long while so I glanced at the clock,
As my wife was eagerly sucking on John’s rapidly swelling cock.

His eyes – - how they rolled back! His breathing how it quickened,
As my wife continued to willingly suck – - John’s big cock thickened.
His balls she fondled gently with one hand as she sucked,
And now I was even more anxious to watch her get fucked.

Then he got undressed and quickly stripped my wife totally bare,
While I watched him lick her pussy from the comfort of my chair.
It didn’t take long before she was having an intense orgasm,
And her hips bucked around as her pussy continued to spasm.

Then John moved between my wife’s legs and spread them wide,
As he worked on getting most of his massive cock deep inside.
His thrusts were forceful and he fucked her without stopping,
It was so intense that both of my wife’s breasts were flopping.

John never slowed down not even when my wife orgasmed again,
And I sat there in my chair enjoying the fact she fucks other men.
Then my most favorite part of their fucking finally came when,
John shoved his cock in far and shot all of his cum deep within.

They were both totally spent so John got dressed to leave,
Since he fucked my wife for over two hours that Christmas Eve.
He got in his car and my wife said she wished he could stay,
And I was highly appreciative for a most enjoyable display.

Then I heard him exclaim as he slowly drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and thanks for a really great night!”

Thank you very much to DJ for submitting such a sexy and awesome poem for the holidays! I hope you enjoy it.

Hot Wife Sara: A belated Valentine’s Day

So, Valentine’s Day came and went with a whimper. We just had too much going on to do it up right. This year we were so exhausted that all we could muster was dinner and a quick trip to the video store. Now that things around here are settling down, I’m back in the spirit of things. Usually he gets me something thoughtful like flowers or chocolate, but I’ve been dropping hints about a naughtier gift this year – maybe something closer to the one I got for Christmas. (Remember the fuck-a-friend-for-free coupon?)

I usually get him something we can use in the bedroom: handcuffs, blindfolds, lingerie (for me, silly). Last year I went to AVN, the porn convention in Las Vegas, and managed to keep a signed glossy of one of Jeff’s favorite porn stars (Victoria Givens, record holder for most anal penetrations, fyi) a secret long enough to give it to him for V-Day (afterward, I asked him to masturbate for me while I held the picture just above my pussy).

Just yesterday I went to a sex shop to see if anything jumped out at me, now that I’m back in the mood. I saw something that would make my sex life complete! It’s called a wedge, and you can do all kinds of positions on it, but it seems to work especially well for “backdoor” sex. I wonder what I would look like on it with a line of pussy-starved men behind my hot, oiled up ass. Yumm.. I wonder if Jeff would get me the wedge, if I promised to put it to good use.

;)

–Sara

Happy Valentine’s Day!

You didn’t think the day would pass without sharing some sexy Valentines with our fans, did you? We hope your day (and night) is fun, special, romantic and exciting!

A Hot Wife Allie Valentine!

A Hot Wife Allie Valentine!

Hot Wife Sara: A Christmas indulgence

Hot Wife Sara's thong

The theme of my Christmas this year was indulgence. I ate all the cookies and tiramisu I could handle, flirted with every man I wasn’t related to at holiday parties, and fucked Jeff as often as I could get my hands on his cock.

In addition to normal family festivities, Jeff and I had a special, private Christmas celebration. He gave me a brand new red corset (with complementary Santa hat and matching red thong panties), and a super-secret xxx coupon book with the phrase “top secret: for your eyes only” written on it. I absolutely LOVE coupon books! I got him a session with Santa’s slutty helper (me), featuring a wet, sloppy blowjob in my new corset, panties and hat.

Now, back to the coupon book: the best present I got! Inside the booklet were the usuals: free foot massage, free oral sex, free super freaky fuck session. Then came the last coupon: Fuck My Friend Free. Below the bold-faced headline was the name of my hubby’s friend Alex. And just below that was an asterisk (*) that read: “this coupon must be redeemed before the clock strikes 12.” I was surprised, aroused, and every emotion in between.

Jeff confessed that he had run the idea of the whole situation by one of his closest buddies and he agreed that come Christmas Eve, he’d be willing to fuck his busty wife.

I’ve always had a crush on Alex, and he kissed me once at a party (and had amazing lips and technique). He’s a little older than my husband and I, has a goatee (one of my biggest weaknesses) and always smells great. Oh, and one more thing: I had managed to sneak a peak at his cock a couple of times, and it was h-u-g-e. He’s also uncircumcised.

Jeff told me to call him and let him know that I was ready to redeem my coupon. He said he’d be over in half an hour. When he got to our bedroom, I was on my knees waiting. I unzipped his khakis and he took me by the hair and went to town right away, fucking my face and commanding me to play with his balls. I was sopping from his forcefulness. Jeff was on the bed watching, and I think it emboldened Alex even more knowing he was there. Alex began to move forward, encouraging me to keep my mouth on his cock while he brought me to the bed.

Then, he took my shoulders and scooted me up on the bed, still not letting his cock leave my mouth. I was so turned on!! He spread my legs, slid the thong off and started fingering my pussy mercilessly. It was making all kinds of sloppy sounds, and he made Jeff un-lace my corset because he was about to make my titties bounce and he wanted to watch. I was a little shocked, but turned on that he was ordering Jeff around.

Alex grabbed my pussy lips, split them open, leaned forward, shoved his tongue into me, licked my asshole, and then stood back up and slid his dick in me. It was SO hard and the head rammed right into my cervix.

You know I just can’t give it all away in one shot! More in the next blog. I promise!

‘Til then, happy stroking ;)

–Sara

Happy Holidays!

Hotwife Allie Christmas

Allie and I want to wish you and yours a merry, safe, sexy Christmas season, and a very prosperous and happy new year. We can’t wait to see what 2008 will bring!

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide Roundup

Hotwife Allie's Holiday Loot

We featured 12 different gift ideas for the beautiful hotwife or deserving cuckold (Is there such a thing? Maybe during the holidays…) on your gift list this holiday season. Here’s a quick roundup for you last minute shoppers out there.

Day 1
Hotwife: Hitachi Magic Wand with attachments
Cuckold: Mr. Limpy

Day 2
Hotwife: A Lil’ Mynx Portable Stripper Pole
Cuckold: The CB-6000

Day 3
Hotwife: The “Treat Me Like The Whore That I Am” Mask
Cuckold: A Custom-Made BDSM Collar

Day 4
Hotwife: OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator
Cuckold: Aneros Prostate Stimulator

Day 5
Hotwife: A Hot Wife T-Shirt
Cuckold: A Cuckold T-Shirt

Day 6
Hotwife: A Visit To A Day Spa
Cuckold: The Joy of Erotic Massage

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 6

If you’ve been keeping up with the Holiday Gift Guide so far, I’m sorry for posting this late. I had it already to go out, but only saved it as a draft. Whoops! Well, without further ado–I give you Day 6′s gift picks! They’re all about relaxation.

For the hotwife…

Okay, guys. It’s time for us to think beyond what gift we can give our hotwives that will indirectly give back to us (i.e. sexy lingerie, etc.). Those gifts are well and good. But I think you need to give your wife something that is totally self-indulgent just for her. And for Allie, that means a visit to a day spa. There’s probably one in your city, and there are plenty of directories of day spas online to point you in the right direction. During the holiday season, they all sell gift certificates for spa treatments: massage, manicures, pedicures and facials (the g-rated kind, you pervs). Expect to spend anywhere from $75 to $125 for a great experience for her. She’ll come home feeling completely pampered and relaxed. Trust me, fellas. You will score big points with this one, and don’t you want to indulge the woman you love? Check out SpaFinder for day spas near you, or for gift certificates that can be redeemed at thousands of locations.

And for the cuckold…

It’s one thing to send your wife to a spa for a day to be pampered. It’s quite another to make her feel pampered the other 364 days of the year. The bestselling Joy of Erotic Massage DVD will show you how to give her an erotic, relaxing massage in the comfort of your own home. If you’re a beginner, this will help you learn some new skills. If you’re a seasoned masseur, it will help you hone your craft. I know your hot wife will thank you for it.

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