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Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide Roundup

Hotwife Allie's Holiday Loot

We featured 12 different gift ideas for the beautiful hotwife or deserving cuckold (Is there such a thing? Maybe during the holidays…) on your gift list this holiday season. Here’s a quick roundup for you last minute shoppers out there.

Day 1
Hotwife: Hitachi Magic Wand with attachments
Cuckold: Mr. Limpy

Day 2
Hotwife: A Lil’ Mynx Portable Stripper Pole
Cuckold: The CB-6000

Day 3
Hotwife: The “Treat Me Like The Whore That I Am” Mask
Cuckold: A Custom-Made BDSM Collar

Day 4
Hotwife: OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator
Cuckold: Aneros Prostate Stimulator

Day 5
Hotwife: A Hot Wife T-Shirt
Cuckold: A Cuckold T-Shirt

Day 6
Hotwife: A Visit To A Day Spa
Cuckold: The Joy of Erotic Massage

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 6

If you’ve been keeping up with the Holiday Gift Guide so far, I’m sorry for posting this late. I had it already to go out, but only saved it as a draft. Whoops! Well, without further ado–I give you Day 6’s gift picks! They’re all about relaxation.

For the hotwife…

Okay, guys. It’s time for us to think beyond what gift we can give our hotwives that will indirectly give back to us (i.e. sexy lingerie, etc.). Those gifts are well and good. But I think you need to give your wife something that is totally self-indulgent just for her. And for Allie, that means a visit to a day spa. There’s probably one in your city, and there are plenty of directories of day spas online to point you in the right direction. During the holiday season, they all sell gift certificates for spa treatments: massage, manicures, pedicures and facials (the g-rated kind, you pervs). Expect to spend anywhere from $75 to $125 for a great experience for her. She’ll come home feeling completely pampered and relaxed. Trust me, fellas. You will score big points with this one, and don’t you want to indulge the woman you love? Check out SpaFinder for day spas near you, or for gift certificates that can be redeemed at thousands of locations.

And for the cuckold…

It’s one thing to send your wife to a spa for a day to be pampered. It’s quite another to make her feel pampered the other 364 days of the year. The bestselling Joy of Erotic Massage DVD will show you how to give her an erotic, relaxing massage in the comfort of your own home. If you’re a beginner, this will help you learn some new skills. If you’re a seasoned masseur, it will help you hone your craft. I know your hot wife will thank you for it.

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 5

Still looking for a special item for the kinky hotwife or cuckold on your holiday shopping list? Here’s our fifth day of gift recommendations. Remember: only 19 more shopping days until Christmas!

For the hotwife…

Why not get your hotwife something that says “I fuck around and I’m proud of it.” A t-shirt from our online store should fit the bill. There are a bunch of designs in there by yours truly. They’re perfect for hanging around the house, wearing to the swing club, or throwing on after a night of particularly hot sex. They’re priced right and the quality from CafePress is great. If you buy one for your wife, be sure to snap a photo of her wearing it and send it to me (just let me know if you want it shared with the group or not).

And for the cuckold…

I’ve designed a few cuckold-themed t-shirts that are perfect for the husband that enjoys sharing his wife, no matter how submissive you might be. I frequently wear one–even if it’s under a sweater or polo shirt, it still reminds me of this lifestyle and what I’m into. And for you dominant cuckoldress wives, this might just be one more thing that humiliates your poor hubby, and drives him wild. Again, I’d love to see a photo of you wearing it if you do buy one, even if not to be shared on the site. Enjoy!

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 4

Our holiday gift guide for hotwives and cuckolds continues. Here’s our picks for today.

For the hotwife…

I bought this vibe for Allie’s iPod Mini this past Valentine’s Day. Right out of the box, I was so impressed with the quality of the packaging and manufacturing. If you recall how cool it was like to unbox your iPod or iPhone, then you have an idea of what it’s like to take this out of the box. Aside from all that, it really works–and it’s a breath of fresh air in the vibrator world. They pink garter sleeve is an upgrade I’d recommend as well, since it really looks sexy on Allie when she’s playing with the vibrator. The OhMiBod is a great gift for the hotwife that loves her iPod. And if the hotwife in your life doesn’t have an iPod, well I recommend you buying her one of those too. :)

And for the cuckold…

Those guys out there…ahem…familiar with anal prostate stimulation know what a deep and fulfilling orgasm it can generate. The Aneros has been anatomically engineered to massage the prostate in just the right way to produce mindblowing orgasms, with little to no penis stimulation. Plus, if you’re interested in exploring prostate milking and chastity with your hot wife, this might just be the device to help introduce that concept. Almost every review I’ve seen of the Aneros has been very positive, and there is an active community on the Aneros website trading advice in their messageboards and blogging about their experiences. I put it on my Christmas wish list, and I’d recommend it for yours, if this kind of play is something that turns you and your partner on.

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 3

For day 3 of the naughty, yet oh-so-nice, hotwife holiday gift guide, I give you two more wearable gifts.

For the hotwife…

I actually bought Allie this silky scarf-like mask last winter at one of Agent Provocateur’s upscale boutiques in Las Vegas. As soon as she read it, the look on her face confirmed it’s naughty sentiment, and that we definitely had to purchase it. The phrase, “Treat me like the whore that I am…” stands out in pink against the smooth black fabric–that keeps out all light after it’s tied tight. I like how skillfully and tastefully it handles the taboo. I mean, come on, the lingerie in Agent Provocateur is meant to be totally fucked in. This mask illustrates it perfectly.

And for the cuckold…

I searched high, and I searched low, for a bondage / BDSM collar with the word “Cuckold” on it. I found every other word under the sun, including “Master,” “Slut,” “Slave,” “Daddy’s Boy,” “Submissive,” “Mistress,” “Bitch,” “Slut,” well, you get the idea. Nowhere (!) did I find one that said “Cuckold.”

Finally (FINALLY!), I ran across CollarFactory.com, where you can Make Your Own Collar. Ingenious! Five steps and $29.00 later, I not only had the collar I was looking for–but it’s made to my specifications: a .75″ wide leather collar, 19″ long, personalized with the word “Cuckold,” with purple lambskin lining, purple stiching and a shiny buckle–custom-made for me. You must give their site a look. This site is definitely a must see for the slaveboy or slavegirl on your shopping list.

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 2

Welcome to the second day of our naughty, yet nice, holiday gift guide!

For the hotwife…

We all know the obvious benefits of poledancing: turning on nearby spectators sitting ringside watching a beautiful stripper flaunt her wares and talent as she embraces and spins around a brass pole. But more and more, pole dancing is being seen for its merits of being great physical exercise. Why not have both: a hotwife that gets a great workout while she turns on her adoring lovers (almost always plural) at the same time, in the comfort of her own home. Check out the great selection at Lil’ Mynx Removable Dance Poles.

And for the cuckold…

I wanted to post this early in the holiday gift guide, so that you folks into chastity play (and you know who you are) can get your orders in early for the holiday season for Christmas delivery. The CB-6000 is out now, and it sounds like it’s quite improved over previous models. Stockroom.com is calls it the “Cadillac” of chastity devices. Wives, this might be the perfect thing to make your poor cuckold husband wear while you’re practicing your newfound poledancing skills in front of him. Guys, if you find one of these under the tree this year with your name on it, please let me know. I’d love to hear more about what it’s like.

Hotwife & Cuckold Holiday Gift Guide: Day 1

For the next few weeks, I’m going to spotlight a few potential gifts for the naughty, yet nice, hotwives and cuckolds on your holiday shopping list. Each Christmas, Allie and I exchange a few special gifts like these. I thought I’d share with you some daily erotic gift ideas that I’ve been thinking about this holiday season. Ho, ho, ho!

For the hotwife…

If you’re reaching for a vibrator, please reach for one that actually plugs into a wall, and not some skimpy vibrator that runs on AA-batteries. The Hitachi Magic Wand is the gold standard of vibrators. No self-respecting hot wife should be without one.

And for the cuckold…

This dildo is a riot. I can imagine somewhere, someplace, there is a poor cuckold on his hands and knees next to the bed nursing one of these while his hot wife is getting serviced by a real man. Um…I mean…not that I would know anything about that kind of thing. Awww…Mr. Limpy even comes in a super cute 3.5″ version. Bless its heart.