What is it about creampies that makes us hubbies of hotwives so excited? Is it the thought that another man is “marking his territory” inside your wife? Is it that only a husband should have the privilege of cumming inside his wife, that to let another man do it is so over-the-top taboo? And of course, let’s not forget the truly cuckolded, submissive men out there that are humiliated by seeing a dominant alpha male ejaculate inside his mate.
Of course the only way most of us are going to witness a creampie inside our wife is to generate it ourselves. Forget about the pregnancy risk. In this STD fearful day and age, we have to be careful and aware of the risks of strange men cumming anywhere near us, not to mention inside the holiest of holies. So, the only way to safely encounter a creampie is to make it yourself, by cumming inside your hotwife.
But in the vast (99.9%) of men, an orgasm is immediately followed by, for lack of a better term, the “Post-Orgasm Blues,” or POB. POB is a very legitimate feeling–you know, it’s the feeling you get after orgasm that just makes you want to curl up in a ball and go to sleep, turn the game back on, or do anything except think about sex.
We’ve all been there, guys. You cum and immediately you lose interest in sex for a little while. There’s no escaping it–POB is physiological, caused by cascading hormones in your brain that you have little to no control over.
Think about it? Things that seem like a good idea before orgasm, in this case eating a fresh creampie created by you and your cum, never seem like that great an idea after orgasm. In fact, you might be mildly repulsed by the idea–or completely turned off. That’s POB in action.
So, in the heat of passion you might think you want to clean out your wife’s pussy–and roleplay the hot fantasy that it’s another guy’s cum–but it’s easier said than done because POB can be pretty powerful. Biology trumps desire almost every time.
And let’s forget about the homophobic angle here while we’re on the subject of creampies, shall we? Since when is eating pussy a homosexual activity (well, unless you’re a lesbian–but that’s another post). I’m not saying that creampies aren’t out there on the fringe–but there’s certainly nothing homosexual about them–so drop that idea here and now. Eating a creampie might make you submissive, or even a little humiliated–but it doesn’t make you gay. Got it?
So…is it possible to train yourself to defeat POB and eat a creampie? That’s a good question. I’m not sure. I’m still warming up to the creampie idea to begin with, so I’m not even sure it’s for me. I do think they look hot–and I’m always looking for photos of them online (I’ve amassed quite the creampie photo collection). Eating them though? I’m not sure. It sounds hot–but the blues!
Here are a few ideas for beating the Post-Orgasm Blues that I found in this exceptionally hot discussion group. These might be helpful if you find yourself battling POB and want to add enjoying creampies to you and your hotwife’s sexual repertoire.
- Just do it. This sounds simple, but caving in to POB really is largely mental. If someone rang a fire alarm right after you came, you could muster the energy to get out alive and maybe even spare some energy to put on clothes. You are not in a coma, so snap out of it and please your woman.
- Consider creampie eating part of lovemaking, the middle part. Part of the problem is that an orgasm is a nice stopping place, like a period to a sentence. If you considered it a comma, you would just go on. So, tell yourself that your orgasm is just the middle of sex, not the end. When you cum, slide down as if you are ready for the next phase in a continuous lovemaking medley, and you are not done yet. With this attitude, you can keep going all night.
- Change times of day. If you always make love late at night, you will already be tired before you begin. The POB just adds to your exhaustion and you drop happily into sleep. Why not try a nooner or a wake-me-up? Your energy level will still be high and you will have a better chance of defeating the dreaded POB.
- Why not take a rest? Who says that ten seconds after your last squirt you need to be heading south? Spend a minute, two minutes, ten, or fifteen — whatever it takes! — then slide down. OK, so she will have drained a little, but the remaining cum will still be delicious. If you think you are reluctant because of latent homophobia, this is also a good strategy because the creampie will taste so strongly of her.
- Enlist her help. Talk it over with her, and let her know your feelings and your problem. That alone can resolve emotional issues that masquerade as POB and your next time could be successful. She can also give you encouragement, which can be helpful. If still not successful, ask her to force you to follow through: ask her to sit on your face afterward. Make sure she knows you won’t think her a bitch; she is being a loving partner who is helping you achieve a long-held desire.
- Give it a practice run. Fuck her a little, then eat her a little. Fuck some more, eat some more. Keep it up, and after you cum, it is just another part of the cycle.
- Get snowballed. As training, snowballing is a big help. Basically, your lover gets you off orally, capturing your cum in her mouth. Then, she moves up and kisses you, forcing you to eat your own cum. There are several benefits. First, you learn to eat your own cum. Second, you learn that sex is not over until she says it is over. And third, at least you have gotten a nice blowjob.
- Enlist a third or join a couple. This is simple to explain: if you have trouble keeping your interest after you orgasm, let another man orgasm for you! Let him fill the pussy and then you can eat it.
So, do you have much experience with beating the blues and creampies? Please share your experiences, ideas and additions to this list in the comments. We’d love to learn from you guys (and girls!).
David :: Sep.14.2005 ::
Advice, Creampies, Cumshots & Facials, Double Penetration ::
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