I wanted to post our newest holiday hotwife cartoon pinup before this Christmas had come and gone. Happy Holidays everyone! We hope yours is bright, fun, merry, sexy and safe.

P.S. Until next time, please check out a few merry hotwife holiday cartoon pinups from years’ past: here, here and here. Merry Christmas!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except me and my hot wife spouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
And I hoped that my wife’s lover soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of opening gifts danced in their heads.
And my wife in her lingerie, and I in my night shirt,
Had just discussed whether or not he’d make her squirt.

When out on the lawn there arose such a loud noise!
I was very eager for it to be one of her lover boys.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
And saw it was just dogs in our cans of trash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to the objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But one of my wife’s best lovers – - he was finally here!

He got out of his car and was coming up the drive quick,
I was happy to see it was the guy with the really big dick.
He and my wife like to play an exciting flirting game.
And when he fucks her she often calls out his name.

“Oh my God John your magnificent cock is so large!
And when you fuck me, John, I love how you take charge!
You take me to new heights John, and you fuck me so well,
That deep in my pussy is where your cock should dwell!”

He came in the house and I showed him into the den,
Telling him I was very happy to have him come over again.
My wife came downstairs wearing her see-thru lingerie,
While John and I both watched her full breasts gently sway.

And then, they flirted a while which got them both in the mood
and I was even more anxious to watch my wife getting screwed.
As I pulled up a chair and sat down to watch the action,
Their slow pace was like a porn movie’s coming attraction.

My wife kissed John deeply and with very passionate means,
Then I saw she had freed John’s large cock from his jeans.
I was hoping they’d fuck a long while so I glanced at the clock,
As my wife was eagerly sucking on John’s rapidly swelling cock.

His eyes – - how they rolled back! His breathing how it quickened,
As my wife continued to willingly suck – - John’s big cock thickened.
His balls she fondled gently with one hand as she sucked,
And now I was even more anxious to watch her get fucked.

Then he got undressed and quickly stripped my wife totally bare,
While I watched him lick her pussy from the comfort of my chair.
It didn’t take long before she was having an intense orgasm,
And her hips bucked around as her pussy continued to spasm.

Then John moved between my wife’s legs and spread them wide,
As he worked on getting most of his massive cock deep inside.
His thrusts were forceful and he fucked her without stopping,
It was so intense that both of my wife’s breasts were flopping.

John never slowed down not even when my wife orgasmed again,
And I sat there in my chair enjoying the fact she fucks other men.
Then my most favorite part of their fucking finally came when,
John shoved his cock in far and shot all of his cum deep within.

They were both totally spent so John got dressed to leave,
Since he fucked my wife for over two hours that Christmas Eve.
He got in his car and my wife said she wished he could stay,
And I was highly appreciative for a most enjoyable display.

Then I heard him exclaim as he slowly drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and thanks for a really great night!”

Thank you very much to DJ for submitting such a sexy and awesome poem for the holidays! I hope you enjoy it.

The theme of my Christmas this year was indulgence. I ate all the cookies and tiramisu I could handle, flirted with every man I wasn’t related to at holiday parties, and fucked Jeff as often as I could get my hands on his cock.

In addition to normal family festivities, Jeff and I had a special, private Christmas celebration. He gave me a brand new red corset (with complementary Santa hat and matching red thong panties), and a super-secret xxx coupon book with the phrase “top secret: for your eyes only” written on it. I absolutely LOVE coupon books! I got him a session with Santa’s slutty helper (me), featuring a wet, sloppy blowjob in my new corset, panties and hat.

Now, back to the coupon book: the best present I got! Inside the booklet were the usuals: free foot massage, free oral sex, free super freaky fuck session. Then came the last coupon: Fuck My Friend Free. Below the bold-faced headline was the name of my hubby’s friend Alex. And just below that was an asterisk (*) that read: “this coupon must be redeemed before the clock strikes 12.” I was surprised, aroused, and every emotion in between.

Jeff confessed that he had run the idea of the whole situation by one of his closest buddies and he agreed that come Christmas Eve, he’d be willing to fuck his busty wife.

I’ve always had a crush on Alex, and he kissed me once at a party (and had amazing lips and technique). He’s a little older than my husband and I, has a goatee (one of my biggest weaknesses) and always smells great. Oh, and one more thing: I had managed to sneak a peak at his cock a couple of times, and it was h-u-g-e. He’s also uncircumcised.

Jeff told me to call him and let him know that I was ready to redeem my coupon. He said he’d be over in half an hour. When he got to our bedroom, I was on my knees waiting. I unzipped his khakis and he took me by the hair and went to town right away, fucking my face and commanding me to play with his balls. I was sopping from his forcefulness. Jeff was on the bed watching, and I think it emboldened Alex even more knowing he was there. Alex began to move forward, encouraging me to keep my mouth on his cock while he brought me to the bed.

Then, he took my shoulders and scooted me up on the bed, still not letting his cock leave my mouth. I was so turned on!! He spread my legs, slid the thong off and started fingering my pussy mercilessly. It was making all kinds of sloppy sounds, and he made Jeff un-lace my corset because he was about to make my titties bounce and he wanted to watch. I was a little shocked, but turned on that he was ordering Jeff around.

Alex grabbed my pussy lips, split them open, leaned forward, shoved his tongue into me, licked my asshole, and then stood back up and slid his dick in me. It was SO hard and the head rammed right into my cervix.

You know I just can’t give it all away in one shot! More in the next blog. I promise!

‘Til then, happy stroking ;)

–Sara

Allie and I want to wish you and yours a merry, safe, sexy Christmas season, and a very prosperous and happy new year. We can’t wait to see what 2008 will bring!

We featured 12 different gift ideas for the beautiful hotwife or deserving cuckold (Is there such a thing? Maybe during the holidays…) on your gift list this holiday season. Here’s a quick roundup for you last minute shoppers out there.

Day 1
Hotwife: Hitachi Magic Wand with attachments
Cuckold: Mr. Limpy

Day 2
Hotwife: A Lil’ Mynx Portable Stripper Pole
Cuckold: The CB-6000

Day 3
Hotwife: The “Treat Me Like The Whore That I Am” Mask
Cuckold: A Custom-Made BDSM Collar

Day 4
Hotwife: OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator
Cuckold: Aneros Prostate Stimulator

Day 5
Hotwife: A Hot Wife T-Shirt
Cuckold: A Cuckold T-Shirt

Day 6
Hotwife: A Visit To A Day Spa
Cuckold: The Joy of Erotic Massage

For the hotwife…

A Visit to a Day Spa

Okay, guys. It’s time for us to think beyond what gift we can give our hotwives that will indirectly give back to us (i.e. sexy lingerie, etc.). Those gifts are well and good. But I think you need to give your wife something that is totally self-indulgent just for her. And for Allie, that means a visit to a day spa. There’s probably one in your city, and there are plenty of directories of day spas online to point you in the right direction. During the holiday season, they all sell gift certificates for spa treatments: massage, manicures, pedicures and facials (the g-rated kind, you pervs). Expect to spend anywhere from $75 to $125 for a great experience for her. She’ll come home feeling completely pampered and relaxed. Trust me, fellas. You will score big points with this one, and don’t you want to indulge the woman you love? Check out SpaFinder for day spas near you, or for gift certificates that can be redeemed at thousands of locations.

And for the cuckold…

The Joy of Erotic Massage

It’s one thing to send your wife to a spa for a day to be pampered. It’s quite another to make her feel pampered the other 364 days of the year. The bestselling Joy of Erotic Massage DVD will show you how to give her an erotic, relaxing massage in the comfort of your own home. If you’re a beginner, this will help you learn some new skills. If you’re a seasoned masseur, it will help you hone your craft. I know your hot wife will thank you for it.

For the hotwife…

A Hot Wife T-Shirt

Why not get your hotwife something that says “I fuck around and I’m proud of it.” A t-shirt from our online store should fit the bill. There are a bunch of designs in there by yours truly. They’re perfect for hanging around the house, wearing to the swing club, or throwing on after a night of particularly hot sex. They’re priced right and the quality from CafePress is great. If you buy one for your wife, be sure to snap a photo of her wearing it and send it to me (just let me know if you want it shared with the group or not).

And for the cuckold…

A Cuckold T-Shirt

I’ve designed a few cuckold-themed t-shirts that are perfect for the husband that enjoys sharing his wife, no matter how submissive you might be. I frequently wear one–even if it’s under a sweater or polo shirt, it still reminds me of this lifestyle and what I’m into. And for you dominant cuckoldress wives, this might just be one more thing that humiliates your poor hubby, and drives him wild. Again, I’d love to see a photo of you wearing it if you do buy one, even if not to be shared on the site. Enjoy!

For the hotwife…

OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator

I bought this vibe for Allie’s iPod Mini this past Valentine’s Day. Right out of the box, I was so impressed with the quality of the packaging and manufacturing. If you recall how cool it was like to unbox your iPod or iPhone, then you have an idea of what it’s like to take this out of the box. Aside from all that, it really works–and it’s a breath of fresh air in the vibrator world. They pink garter sleeve is an upgrade I’d recommend as well, since it really looks sexy on Allie when she’s playing with the vibrator. The OhMiBod is a great gift for the hotwife that loves her iPod. And if the hotwife in your life doesn’t have an iPod, well I recommend you buying her one of those too. :)

And for the cuckold…

Aneros Prostate Stimulator

Those guys out there…ahem…familiar with anal prostate stimulation know what a deep and fulfilling orgasm it can generate. The Aneros has been anatomically engineered to massage the prostate in just the right way to produce mindblowing orgasms, with little to no penis stimulation. Plus, if you’re interested in exploring prostate milking and chastity with your hot wife, this might just be the device to help introduce that concept. Almost every review I’ve seen of the Aneros has been very positive, and there is an active community on the Aneros website trading advice in their messageboards and blogging about their experiences. I put it on my Christmas wish list, and I’d recommend it for yours, if this kind of play is something that turns you and your partner on.

For the hotwife…

The “Treat Me Like The Whore That I Am” Mask

I actually bought Allie this silky scarf-like mask last winter at one of Agent Provocateur’s upscale boutiques in Las Vegas. As soon as she read it, the look on her face confirmed it’s naughty sentiment, and that we definitely had to purchase it. The phrase, “Treat me like the whore that I am…” stands out in pink against the smooth black fabric–that keeps out all light after it’s tied tight. I like how skillfully and tastefully it handles the taboo. I mean, come on, the lingerie in Agent Provocateur is meant to be totally fucked in. This mask illustrates it perfectly.

And for the cuckold…

A Custom-Made BDSM Collar

I searched high, and I searched low, for a bondage / BDSM collar with the word “Cuckold” on it. I found every other word under the sun, including “Master,” “Slut,” “Slave,” “Daddy’s Boy,” “Submissive,” “Mistress,” “Bitch,” “Slut,” well, you get the idea. Nowhere (!) did I find one that said “Cuckold.”

Finally (FINALLY!), I ran across CollarFactory.com, where you can Make Your Own Collar. Ingenious! Five steps and $29.00 later, I not only had the collar I was looking for–but it’s made to my specifications: a .75″ wide leather collar, 19″ long, personalized with the word “Cuckold,” with purple lambskin lining, purple stiching and a shiny buckle–custom-made for me. You must give their site a look. This site is definitely a must see for the slaveboy or slavegirl on your shopping list.