Condometric: Condoms that measure penis length
Condometric
I just found out about these measurable condoms today (via Sexoteric). This is an awesome idea. As soon as these come out, I’m definitely getting a box. Not just to see how I measure up, but also to see how Allie’s lovers might measure up on the same scale.
Now you can play safe and show off your length at the same time. I guess the old joke about never seeing the serial number on the condom because you never roll them down all the way to the end doesn’t really matter anymore. :P
Hopefully, they’ll release them in English units too, otherwise I’ll have to brush up on my metric conversion (1 inch = 2.54 centimeters). Sounds like I’m kidding, but I’ll get a box as soon as they come out.
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Posted by David | Oct. 18, 2008 | Posted in Funny, Miscellaneous, Sex Toys, Small Penis? | 1 Comment »
I read that there will be a version in inches. I can see these becoming a major seller at “naughty” parties and amongst hotwives.