Panic!
Posts RSS Comments RSS 648 Posts and 1,624 Comments so far

Archive for October, 2008

Gallery: Trisha’s cuck eats a creampie

I know that these galleries at Hot Wives Black Guys are staged. That doesn’t keep them from being super hot though. I particularly like the situation Trisha Rey’s fantasy cuck finds himself in this great photo shoot. Have a look!

Review: The Champ

The Champ dildo @ VibeReview

The Champ dildo @ VibeReview


When Allie first saw the Champ, her eyes got wide. Dildos always look more larger and more intimidating in the package than they really are. She’s not a fan of toys (or cocks for that matter) that are TOO big (lucky for me). And at first glance, that’s what she thought she was in for.

After unleashing the Champ dildo from it’s packaging, she got a little more comfortable with it. It’s neither too big nor too small, but just right. I guess it’s the suction cup base that elevates its overall length. What you can actually fit inside is only a hair above six inches. It’s the blue-ribbon girth though that makes it such a fun toy to play with. It really fills her up and had her squirming after only a few thrusts.

Generally, we’re not fans of toys made of this Cyberskin material. As advertised, it feels awesome to the touch, but this material doesn’t play well with other kinds of plastics and certain kinds of lubrications. If you’re going to buy one of these, keep that in mind. This toy is a lot of fun, but you’ll want to store it away from other plastic toys (wrap it in a cloth) and don’t use oil or silicone based lubes. Don’t let this steer you away from the Champ though. It’s still an awesome dildo.

The suction cup at the base holds a firm grip on just about any flat, smooth surface. Allie had the most fun with the Champ by affixing it to the wall of our shower and backing up onto it. You really have to pull to get it to release it’s hold.

I’m not sure how effective the Champ dildo would be in a harness for strap-on play. I think it would look awesome strapped on, but I couldn’t tell how friendly the base would be for it. It’s seems right for it though. I’d love to see Allie wearing it. But one thing’s for sure: you’re not going to get anywhere near me with that thing. Whew! It’s just too thick!

All-in-all, if you’re looking for a realistic, thick, play cock, the Champ dildo is the way to go. It feels awesome inside and out and is styled to look like an ideal play partner. Enjoy!

Cuckolds Online - Sign up and win!

I’m not sure if you’ve been keeping up with Cuckolds Online. If you haven’t, you don’t know what you’re missing. We’ve got over 175 members now, tons of member-submitted photos and even some awesome video clips. Most important, we’ve got a great group of people there creating blogs and sharing thoughts in the forum.

If you haven’t signed up, I encourage you to do so. It’s 100% free and the community that’s being created there is awesome.

If you sign up by November 15, you will be entered into a drawing to receive one of twenty limited edition hot wife art pinup 2009 calendars, autographed by Allie herself (along with a personalized photo just for you).

To be eligible to win, all you have to do is sign up to be a member of Cuckolds Online, fill out your profile completely (including an avatar image), and post a photo, video or make a blog post. Even current community members are eligible to win, so long as you’ve fulfilled all the requirements. That’s all! I want to do the contest to encourage the community to grow. I hope you’ll sign up soon.

My Twitter updates for 2008-10-22

  • Lots of hot MILFs at the preschool dropoff this morning. It’s turning out to be one of my favorite times of the day. #

A quick and easy cuckold roleplay idea

I get asked this all the time:

How can I get my wife interested in this lifestyle?

As I’ve tried to explain again and again, there is no easy answer to this. Every time I get that question in my email inbox, I mutter under my breath, “you probably won’t.” The odds certainly aren’t on your side.

If your wife is eager and willing to indulge living out fantasies in general, then breaching the subject to her is probably not going to be that hard to do. If she’s not shown much in the way of wanting to even try the smallest kind of experimentation, you’re going to have a tough row to hoe. Who knows, until you ask? Often I think that guys that are struggling with how to bring up the idea, might struggle with how to bring up other things in their relationship. But I digress.

Getting her to finally decide to try it for real just might prove to be one of the hardest things you’ll do in your sex life (though one of the most fun, in my opinion). It’s one thing to want to experiment with sex toys and costumes in the bedroom, it’s quite another to be willing to invite a third party into there.

However, it might not be so hard to get your wife to indulge in a little cuckold fantasy roleplaying. Allie and I do this all the time, for several reasons. The biggest reason is that it’s easy and spontaneous and you can do it anytime, even outside the bedroom. The easiest cuckold roleplay is something I’ll just call “confronting the cheating wife.” Here’s how it usually goes down for us.

Since we’ve already established cuckolding and hot wife play as a pretty major part of our sexual toy box, I don’t have to do much to set it up for Allie to get started with this roleplay. Your results may vary, since you’ll probably want to establish some ground rules with your partner in advance, particularly on where the emotional and subject matter boundaries are. Negotiating these parameters with your significant other in advance can be part of the fun. Don’t forget this step though. You’ll be glad you did, and sorry if you didn’t when you say or do something offensive to your wife, or vice-versa. Trust me.

Anyway, here’s how a typical roleplaying session starts for us. If Allie has an early morning chiropractor appointment; an evening hair or spa appointment; or something that is going to take her out of the house for an hour or two, I’ll text message her phone something to the extent of “You don’t have to cover it up, I know you’re not at the chiro.” That’s her cue then, if she decides she wants to play along, to demurely reply, “Hmmmm…I don’t know what you’re talking about. ;)” Or something to that effect. If she decides she’s really in the mood, then I might get a “You’re right,” or “Leave me alone, will you? I’m busy sucking cock.”

The gag is that she never tells me for sure when she gets home.

Of course, it’s not always limited to just text messaging. Sometimes when she gets home, I’ll make a comment to her that it looks like she pulled her clothes on extra fast, or how did her hair get so messed up, or even that she smells like she’s had another man on her.

What makes this kind of play hot is when you use it later in the evening in bed. After all the texting and sexy comments during the day, at night is when you ask her to go over all the “things she did” earlier, and that it’s okay with you. When I’m going down on her, I like to tell her “it tastes like you’ve been fucked today” or “does your boyfriend have a big cock?”

To which, she always replies “yes.” And it always drives me nuts.

See? It’s an easy way of getting the conversation started–if only through light roleplay. For most couples, this is more than you’ll every really want to tackle. And for those couples that want to try to make these fantasies a reality, it’s a great place to start the journey.

Review: Stranger II vibrator

Stranger II Vibrator from VibeReview

Stranger II Vibrator from VibeReview

Here is yet another vibrator that may start to slowly restore my faith and confidence in battery-powered sex toys. The Stranger II vibrator is solid and a great choice.

As an side note here, can you imagine what it must be like to be a young woman today with such an amazing inventory of vibrators and dildos to choose from? We’ve come such a long way from such dour and drab beige toys of twenty years ago. There are toys for every taste, angle and hard-to-reach spot. Anyway…

The Stranger II is made in Germany, and I think reflects that country’s engineering acumen. It feels great in the hand (and elsewhere, I’m told) and it has a stylized ribbing that (again, I’m told) generates a different feel as more and more of its length goes inside, as well as when you twist it in different directions. We tested it in two different ways: Allie laying back against me between my legs as I pushed it in and out of her; and her flying solo with the vibrator while I watched laying next to her. We both endorse it for solo and partner play.

The two required AA batteries pack a longish punch. My test with two new batteries delivered just under 30 minutes of life on full vibration. Considering that it’s unlikely you’ll run it full speed (it has variable speed control), your results may vary.

It is water-proof, but I’m not sure I’d submerge the Stranger II. Think shower, not tub. The body is also made of silicone, so it’s hypo-allergenic, and super easy to clean. It’s also whisper-quiet, so it’s discreet enough if you have roommates or curious ears about.

I do wish the Stranger II came in more colors. While I love the light purple, I’d love to see it in at least black and pink as well. After trying out the Liv several days ago, I’d love to see the Stranger II come with a rechargeable option also.

Aside from those few nitpicks, I recommend the Stranger II vibrator. It’s a great addition to anyone’s collection, and could serve as a great main, daily (nightly?) use vibrator.

My Twitter updates for 2008-10-18

  • Hoping I’ll find myself with Allie’s legs draped on other side of my head shortly. She might have fallen asleep in front of the TV though. #

Condometric: Condoms that measure penis length

Condometric

Condometric

I just found out about these measurable condoms today (via Sexoteric). This is an awesome idea. As soon as these come out, I’m definitely getting a box. Not just to see how I measure up, but also to see how Allie’s lovers might measure up on the same scale.

Now you can play safe and show off your length at the same time. I guess the old joke about never seeing the serial number on the condom because you never roll them down all the way to the end doesn’t really matter anymore. :P

Hopefully, they’ll release them in English units too, otherwise I’ll have to brush up on my metric conversion (1 inch = 2.54 centimeters). Sounds like I’m kidding, but I’ll get a box as soon as they come out.

Housewife Sammy starts with a blowjob and ends up with a creampie

I have no reservation featuring or recommending Sammy here on this blog. I’m not sure what it is about her that drives me nuts. Is it the way she hungrily stares into the camera when she’s gobbling cock? Is it the perfect pucker of her ass? Is it the way she grabs her ass while she’s squeezing a fresh creampie from her pussy? Is it all of the above and more?

Yes.

My Twitter updates for 2008-10-09

  • Having quick morning sex before work. #

Next »