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Found: Measure of a Man tattoo

I’m thinking the hardcore cuckoldresses out there could have a field day with this one. Think about it, ladies. If you really wanted to hardcore humiliate your cuckold hubby, just tattoo a ruler on the inside of his thigh, with appropriate marks for his tiny cock and for your superior lover’s (or lovers’) manhood.

Ouch!

Okay, you cucks. Where do you measure up?

(Found via Fleshbot via ModBlog).


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  • 7 Responses to “Found: Measure of a Man tattoo”

    1. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:24 amJ

      Good thing it goes down to four

    2. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:38 amDavid

      I agree.

    3. on 18 Apr 2008 at 2:18 amBDB

      Damn… Way fucking bigger then you two. lol I feel sorry for your wives… oh wait, since guys like me are fucking them, I guess they’re doing okay… and I don’t feel like getting a tattoo down my thigh of a 12 inch ruler.

    4. on 18 Apr 2008 at 3:38 amMidwestern City Boy

      That’s a great idea for a tattoo but it does make me wonder what the owner is packing.

    5. on 26 Apr 2008 at 2:18 pmwatchman570

      Dee’s current BF is 8.5″. I’m 5″. She’ll be trying him out tomorrow night.

    6. on 23 Feb 2009 at 3:07 pmMark

      Mine is 9 :D I would so get this. Id get it at 10 inches so there is some extra room lol.

    7. on 27 Dec 2009 at 2:28 amZ

      Interesting tattoo. I’m no massive man, only 7″ x 6.5″ round. Anymore and my wife would have to leave me, though. As it is, we go through lube like crazy, lucky for me I found a woman with an extremely tight pussy that shrivels back up about a day after a good long hard fucking and we’re back to lube again just to get it to go inside

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