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Archive for March, 2008

Words of the day: Frubble and Wibble

Frubble (or frubbly) is the feeling you have when you’re totally getting off watching your partner having sex (or even just having a romantic encounter, flirting, etc.) with someone else. Apparently, it’s a popular word amongst our UK polyamorist friends. I like that a whole new vocabulary has been invented to describe these kinds of things.

Here, I’ll use it in a sentence:

“I got all frubbly inside when I was watching Allie suck Jeremy’s cock.”

And wibble is the jealous or insecure feeling you get seeing your partner being romantic or sexual with someone else. As in:

“The wibble welled up inside me when I saw Allie’s eyes light up at Jeff’s enormous cock.”

Okay, class: please post a sentence or scenario of your own using frubble or wibble in the comments.

Hot Wife Sara: Keeping hubby tied up

Hotwife Sara, cuckold husband looks on

Does anyone else have that bug that’s going around?! I’ve been taking it pretty easy for the past couple weeks, and have been keeping all that energy-draining sexual activity to a minimum, unfortunately! The other night I did manage to take out some sexual frustration on Jeff. We played a little game where I blindfolded, hand-cuffed and lassoed him. The only thing I really had energy to do was to force feed him my pussy while I told him a dirty little story. I LOVE dirty stories! (And so does Jeff.)

You might be wondering about the lassoing. Well, I’ve had this curiosity about bondage for quite some time, and I went through this phase about a year ago where I bought up rope and cuffs and all kinds of BDSM goodies. I have them stashed away in my closet, and we don’t use them that often, but when I get in the mood I pull out the heavy artillery. So, I have about a yard of thick, satiny rope that I wrapped around Jeff’s neck.

He was on his knees, his hands behind his back, and I was telling him how juicy and ready my pussy has been since I fucked those couple of black guys, and about how they came in me so hard and deep that he could probably still taste their cum if he got his tongue in real deep. I teased him like this until he was panting, and then I tugged on the rope, brought his face between my spread thighs and let him get to work. I love when he tongue fucks my hole. I make him stick his tongue all the way out, and I push it in and out while I hold his hair.

While he was fucking my pussy with his tongue, I kept going with the story, telling him about the men I fucked before we were married. How I fucked so many younger and older guys with huge cocks with no condoms. How I loved feeling their huge gobbs of cum slide out of me when they were done. How I wish he had been there so he could have seen how many dicks I could take in a week (and sometimes one night).

He ended up cumming in his own hand, and his tongue was a little sore. So, I finished myself off while viewing a little porn on my laptop. Yum!

Toodles for now,

–S

New Hotwife Cartoon Pinup: The Creampie (Pt. 3): Spread open

Hot Wife Allie Cuckold Cartoon Pinup: Creampie

It’s been a little while since our last hotwife cartoon pinup installment. Here’s the lastest in a series of cartoons that depicts Allie with a particularly appealing creampie. Deposited by her lover? Lovers? You tell me in the comments below.

News: ‘Cuckold’ ex-cop, wife settle with Pueblo for $20,000

Michael and Tammy Bethel
Michael Bethel (center), his attorney (left) and wife Tammy (right). Rocky Mountain News photo.

Intrepid reader Ben wrote me yesterday with a link to this story in the Rocky Mountain News about a former cop and his wife that are suing the Pueblo, CO police department for discriminatory termination, because of his cuckold relationship with his wife. Here’s an excerpt:

Michael and Tammy Bethel filed a federal lawsuit last year. In it, they said that Tammy Bethel is free to have sex with other people, as long as they are not married or minors, and provided she tells her husband about it.

Michael Bethel is not allowed to have sex with others, though he sometimes joins his wife when she is with others, the lawsuit stated.

The Bethels claim Michael Bethel was fired from the Pueblo police department, where he was a sergeant, after department officials learned of the arrangement.

Here’s the take of Rocky Mountain News blogger Mark Wolf: Who knew they did this stuff in Pueblo?

Answer: This stuff happens everywhere.

News: Fertile wives find single men sexy

Okay, so there are about a hundred directions I could go with this one, but I’d rather read your comments. From Nature (via 3quarksdaily):

The reason, the researchers suggest, is that coupled women who are thinking of having an affair (even when asked to think about it by researchers) subconsciously select a man who is more likely to be a willing partner when they are fertile. Courting a coupled man may be both a waste of time — as he is less likely to participate in an affair — and hazardous, as there is a greater chance of getting caught.

News: Men who do housework may get more sex

I knew there was a reason I did all of those dishes last night! According to the Associated Press (via NYT):

American men still don’t pull their weight when it comes to housework and child care, but collectively they’re not the slackers they used to be. The average dad has gradually been getting better about picking himself up off the sofa and pitching in, according to a new report in which a psychologist suggests the payoff for doing more chores could be more sex.

What are your thoughts, cuckold hubbies? Are you doing more chores lately? Are you doing more chores while your wife is getting plowed in the bedroom by one of her dates? I seem to be.

Hot Wife Sara: H.C. for short

Hot Wife Sara - Stylized Pinup

So, when you last heard from me I was just beginning the lusty tale of a Craig’s List casual encounter (plus my new wedge!). I talked with Jeff about my favorite response from the 21 year old black guy, and it didn’t take much convincing to get him to agree to a date and time for our little get together. What I didn’t discuss with him was that I planned on taking the guy up on his offer to bring his friend along for the ride!

We decided on Saturday night. We had planned a “date night,” and had already scheduled a baby-sitter for the kiddies. Jeff thought it would be a good idea to meet at a hotel. So, he booked a room with a king size bed (so we would enough room to do whatever we wanted). I took a shower (Jeff watched), and afterward I slipped into one of my fav corsets (the magenta one) and the matching g-string. I laced it up really, really tight. So tight that my tits looked like they were about to burst and were right underneath my chin. My cell started to ring, and I knew it was him (let’s say his name was Huge Cock, H.C. for short). I told Jeff to wait in the bathroom while I got “comfortable” with H.C. (and also so I could really surprise him with the unexpected additional guest). They came in and were both really young, really built, and really dark.

He didn’t bother with really any small talk and told me to get on the bed and spread my legs. He went right to work on my pussy and his friend went straight for my tits, popping them out of the corset. He licked and bit my nipples, looking up at me and telling me what a big titted whore I was, and how hard that made his dick. He told me to pull his dick out of his jeans. I obeyed and then he spit on my cleavage and started ramming my tits. At this point, I was moaning so loudly that Jeff came out. I didn’t get to see his expression because the guy riding my tits was obstructing my view, but I imagined he must have been a little slack-jawed. The thought made me even hotter. Then, the guy eating my pussy takes his mouth off, and says “Oh, is this your husband with the little cock you told me about? I bet he can’t make you cum like I will. Why don’t you sit down, and see what your lady really likes.” He went back to my pussy with a vengeance! Fucking my hole with this tongue.

To make a LONG story short, H.C. had plenty more to say to Jeff about how his wifey loved his big 10 incher, how there was no way I was going to feel Jeff’s dick after I’d taken both of theirs, and how I was a real fucking whore for that big black dick (so true!). They were both good for two rounds (God, I sometimes forget what it’s like fucking men in their 20s). They got their pick of the holes and my ass hole, pussy, mouth and tits all got a visit from tongues, fingers, and cocks. I even got to use the wedge! I love (!!!) taking it from behind, and they took advantage of the vulnerable angle I was in to take my ass and pussy (at one point they were pushing into both holes at the same time! So hot! But it’s not as easy as it looks in porn, let me tell you).

Mmmm.. just thinking about it again gets me all wet.

Hope you enjoyed ;)

–S

This is a great line

This quote stood out in a Miami Craigslist ad looking for a cuckold encounter I read today:

“…I might be the type of guy who can turn your woman into a complete whore…”

Wow. For some reason that really got my wheels turning. If you’re a couple looking in or nearby Ft. Lauderdale, you might consider replying to this guy’s ad. Check it out while you can, Craigslist ads expire after seven days or so.

Introducing Hot Wife Carol

Hot Wife Carol

I’d like to introduce a couple I had the pleasure of befriending online recently. Please meet Carol, a thirty-something hot wife from the Flint, Michigan area, and her loving cuckold husband Mike.

Carol is currently looking for new men to play with, while her husband watches. They’ve been having a lot of trouble finding prospective dates in their area–and the men that they’ve tried to meet have either 1) flaked out on them, 2) not been able to hold an intelligent conversation or 3) came across as too eager or too hyper.

As you can see in her photo, Carol has ample curves and a great set of 38-D tits. She has few limits–and her cuckold hubby is eager to watch or join in, depending on the situation.

Carol explained to me a phenomenon she hopes to avoid with her I’ve decided to coin The Zombie Factor. (Carol’s words, not mine. LOL)

Simply put, The Zombie Factor is a humorous trance-like state many of her dates have found themselves in soon after she’s met them in public for the first time, be it at a bar, restaurant, coffee shop or similar place. The Zombie Factor is typically characterized by excessive staring at a woman’s breasts and cleavage, forgetting how to talk (or only wishing to talk about sex), or seeming to be singularly focused on jumping into the sack with her as quickly as possible. You know…essentially acting as a mindless, drooling zombie. (“BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS…”)

Not that Carol doesn’t enjoy you staring at her ample cleavage or wanting to get her into bed. Quite the contrary. However, she’s tired of being treated as a piece of meat by mindless guys that seem to have a one-track focus. She doesn’t need to be seduced or wooed (though that would be nice). She would though like a guy that can at least carry on a decent, smart conversation, and is willing to talk about other stuff than just hotwives and cuckolds.

So…in a nutshell, that’s the Zombie Factor. I think all of us involved in a hotwife couple have experienced it before. You zombies out there (and you know who you are) now know what you need to work on. :)

If you’re in or around the Flint, Michigan area, and would be interested in meeting Carol and her cuckold Mike, please send us an email here to the blog (the address in in the left-hand sidebar), and I will pass your information on to them. She’s hoping to meet potential dates via the blog here. You know the drill though guys, act like you’ve been there. And send photos you’d share with your mom, okay? There’s a time and place for cock pictures, and the first introduction isn’t it.

If you like what you see, please say so in the comments. I’m sure that Carol could be convinced to share more pictures in the future.