Hot Wife Allie

I was digging through my inbox and found this joke in an old fossil of an email. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

You might be a swinger, if…

your coworkers are convinced you have no social life because you always change the subject when they ask about your weekend.
when your coworkers talk about their sex lives, it takes a real effort not to yawn.
your guy friends invite you to a strip club and you ask if it would be ok to bring your wife
you’ve got a bunch of pictures of the two of you in a hotel room wearing brightly colored wristbands.
your kids see your online Christmas card list and want to know who are “two4fun”, “allwaysready”, “carresusboth”.
your girlfriend wonders why you have both birth control pills and condoms in your purse.
your Saturday night babysitter wonders why mommy already had her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom.
your boss wonders why you’re going to Orlando or Las Vegas “in the middle of summer for God’s sake!”
you both wonder if the sexy lady who just walked past you would like to mess around.
you make plans to meet a “straight” couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.
the drugstore clerk wonders what you’re going to do with four bottles of Scope, three-dozen condoms, and five bottles of Astroglide.