You might be a swinger if…
I was digging through my inbox and found this joke in an old fossil of an email. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
You might be a swinger, if…
- your coworkers are convinced you have no social life because you always change the subject when they ask about your weekend.
- when your coworkers talk about their sex lives, it takes a real effort not to yawn.
- your guy friends invite you to a strip club and you ask if it would be ok to bring your wife
- you’ve got a bunch of pictures of the two of you in a hotel room wearing brightly colored wristbands.
- your kids see your online Christmas card list and want to know who are “two4fun”, “allwaysready”, “carresusboth”.
- your girlfriend wonders why you have both birth control pills and condoms in your purse.
- your Saturday night babysitter wonders why mommy already had her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom.
- your boss wonders why you’re going to Orlando or Las Vegas “in the middle of summer for God’s sake!”
- you both wonder if the sexy lady who just walked past you would like to mess around.
- you make plans to meet a “straight” couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.
- the drugstore clerk wonders what you’re going to do with four bottles of Scope, three-dozen condoms, and five bottles of Astroglide.
And the best way to tell that you might be a swinger is…
- your neighbors wonder why they aren’t invited to any of your parties. And why most of your guest arrive carrying pillows, towels, and overnight bags!
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Posted by David | Jan. 08, 2006 | Posted in Jokes, Swinging | 1 Comment »
OMG that is us to the letter… we had such a good laugh and then realized the truth in most of them!! D n K – Ohio