Know thyself
I found a provocative and interesting questionnaire online about masturbation this evening (via Holiday Life blog via Danae Whispering blog).
Give it a look over and feel free to submit your answers in the comments or send them to us via email, if you don’t want to share with the rest of the class.
Maybe in a few days, Allie and I will post our answers too.
Enjoy filling out the survey. I know I am. If I don’t go blind first.
Masturbation SurveyAre you male or female?
How old are you?
At what age did you start masturbating?
How many times a week do you masturbate?
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
In the shower?
In the bath?
At the computer?
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house?
In a parked car?
In a car while traveling along the interstate?What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
A friend?
A friend’s spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A co-worker?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover?What position do you play in:
On your back?
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?How do you play:
With left hand?
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower?What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
When was the last time you masturbated?
Are you wet or hard now?
Are you going to masturbate now?
Are you a masturbation addict?
What is the most you have played in one day?
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Posted by David | Aug. 07, 2005 | Posted in Masturbation, Questionnaires | 8 Comments »
David: thanks for stopping by my blog and spreading the word. I love your blog, and envy your lifestyle. Allie is hot.
I love the shower picture. (I am assuming that is Allie.) I plan to get a picture of my lady that way.
No…it’s not Allie. It’s just some clip art that I have. I picked it since the questionnaire mentioned playing in the shower, with water, etc.
It’s a great idea for a photo set though, isn’t it? Hmmmmmm.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? no
A friend? No not normally
A friend’s spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? no
Kneeling? no
Sitting? No
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? No
With a toy? Yes vibrating bullit
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? no
What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? no
Movie clips online? No
Videos? No
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies? Love group sex
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? No
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Last week
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? No husbands gonna fuck me
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? Twice
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes my wife
A friend? sometimes
A friend’s spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? no
A past lover? no
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes in shower
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes at computer
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? No
With a toy? Yes a dildo sometimes on my fucking machine
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? just in shower
What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? yes dvds
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies? I basiclly love it all
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes between me and someone else
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes by wife
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes my dildo
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes sometimes cum in my mouth
When was the last time you masturbated? friday
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Going to fuck my wife
Are you a masturbation addict? maybe
What is the most you have played in one day? Ive came nine times masterbating before
Are you male or female? F
How old are you? 36
At what age did you start masturbating? 9 How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-10 How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 1-3
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Not recently
In the bath? Not recently
At the computer? Sometimes
Outdoors? I have
At work? I have
Every room in the house? Not this house
In a parked car? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Sometimes
A friend? No
A friend’s spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A student? No
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? Sometimes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? No
Kneeling? Occasionally
Sitting? Yes
How do you play:
With left hand? No
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Sometimes
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? Not recently
What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? Sometimes
Pictures? Occasionally
Movie clips online? Rarely
Videos? Rarely
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? No
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? No
Anal? No
Interracial? No
Age play? No
S&M? YES
Role playing? No
Kinky? Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? No
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes Insert something or play with your ass? Yes Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No Use pain as a method of playing? Not by myself
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes, yummy
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 hrs go Are you wet or hard now? Yes Are you going to masturbate now? Yes Are you a masturbation addict? I have my binges What is the most you have played in one day? 6-7
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 33
At what age did you start masturbating? 15
How many times a week do you masturbate? 5
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? no
In the bath? yes
At the computer? yes
Outdoors? yes
At work? no
Every room in the house? no
In a parked car? yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend’s spouse? no
A stranger? no
A student? no
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? no
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? yes
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? no
What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? no
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? no
Interracial? no
Age play? no
S&M? no
Role playing? no
Kinky? yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? no
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? no
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? no
What is the most you have played in one day? 6
How come David and Allie haven’t answered these yet?
Are you male or female? *** checking *** male
How old are you? 41
At what age did you start masturbating? Around 15
How many times a week do you masturbate? I probably masturbate every two or three days, but I don’t cum very often. I tend to save it up for several weeks before I let myself cum. Maybe, it’s just that I can continue masturbating longer if I don’t let myself cum
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? I’m a one and done guy.
Where do you masturbate:
At the computer? I usually start here…
In bed? And finish here
In the shower? I did back when I was married
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Maybe once or twice
At work? I used to be an attorney in NYC. Many nights I masturbated in my office after everyone else had gone home.
Every room in the house? I did once when I was in high school and the rest of the family was at church.
In a parked car? No
In a car while traveling along the interstate? I love road trips and I do this quite often to pass the time. I have a convertible that is fairly low to the ground. I suspect I’ve been seen more than once.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Always my wife/gf with another guy
A friend? No
A friend’s spouse? No
A stranger? No
A student? No
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? No
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yep
Standing? I realized early on that my orgasms weren’t as good when I was standing so I quit doing it that way
Kneeling? Maybe once or twice
Sitting? In front of the computer
How do you play:
With left hand? With right hand? For the first 10 years I masturbated, I used my right hand. Then I got concerned it was making my penis curve to the right. So I switched to my left hand. It took awhile to get used to using my left hand, but now I can’t do it any other way.
With a toy? No
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? No
What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? No
Pictures? Before I discovered online porn about 10 years ago
Movie clips online? Yes, almost exclusively
Videos? I have way too many VHS videos that I bought in the dirty book stores in Times Square. When my wife was out with another guy, I would watch them and pretend I was watching my wife with the other guy.
Something on TV? Do the Sunday morning talk shows count? Just kidding!
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Often
Gay or lesbian sex? Never
Group sex or orgies? Rarely
Blow jobs/oral sex? Often
Cumshots? Often
Anal? If it’s part of the overall video
Interracial? Often
Age play? There was a phase, but not any more
S&M? I used to watch lots of it, but haven’t lately
Role playing? No
Kinky? What do you consider kinky? ;-)
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Rarely
Exchanged stories or pictures? No
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Not that I can remember, which is surprising given how much of my life I’ve spent masturbating. Maybe once by my wife in the shower.
Masturbated for a man/woman? My wife and gf’s have watched me, especially when my wife was telling me about her night with another guy.
Masturbated for the same sex? I know that guys have watched me through glory holes, but other than that, no.
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? I can’t cum without my nipples being played with
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? Yes, especially when I really into bdsm awhile back
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes. I used to like it when my wife or gf’s would wipe my precum off the tip of my penis and let me lick it off her finger. I have tried eating my cum after orgasm, but I don’t think mine tastes very good so I don’t do it often.
When was the last time you masturbated? Last night– I felt like I needed to clean out the pipes
Are you wet or hard now? Both ;-)
Are you going to masturbate now? Probably
Are you a masturbation addict? Isn’t everyone?
What is the most you have played in one day? I made it a goal to cum 5 times in one day back when I was in high school