Nude housecleaning
I’ve always wanted to hire a nude housekeeper (LOL–or find a live-in nude housekeeper). Here’s a snip from an interesting experiment in housecleaning in the buff by Nerve.com’s Jen Miller:
Whether you’re naked, clothed or half-dressed, cleaning is actual work. The two main bonuses to cleaning naked: you won’t soil your clothes, and you’ll make thirty dollars more per hour than a regular maid.If you’re being sued for unpaid medical bills (like me) or if your landlord is simply up your ass for back rent, nude housecleaning is a great way to make cold, hard cash. It’s also vastly less taxing than twirling around a mirrored pole in six-inch stilettos. This is the perfect form of sex work if you aren’t a good dancer or if you have extreme exhibitionist tendencies, in which case this type of employment might also save you the hassle of getting arrested.
But I am hardly an expert. The big variable in this experiment was the employer. My session with Ryan felt more like fun than work, and my session with Tony dragged on. This could have also been the result of another variable: the time of day. Like Garfield, I hate mornings and should not have been naked, cleaning, or even out of bed on a Saturday before noon.
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Posted by David | Feb. 02, 2005 | Posted in Miscellaneous, Strange but true | No Comments »
